Horn Handling

Vernon: I'd have to defer to the...horned members of my friend circle fer an answer to that question.

Melanie: Well...as much fun as it would be, it...isn't really feasible.

Gus: Yeah...I mean, one of my horns used to be too fragile to handle with anything more than a medium degree of pressure.

Melanie: The doctors said there was a very real risk of Gussy's bad horn splitting down to the root if it experienced too much trauma.

Gus: Not that we...directly posed the question “What if my mate wants to grasp my horns while mating?”

Melanie: And now that it's been replaced with the prosthetic, well...

Gus: There's a risk of uprooting it if we aren't careful. I mean it's in there pretty good but...er...I'd be foolish if I underestimated Melly's grip. At the very least, there's a chance of snapping the screw that holds the horn to the base.

Melanie: *Chuckles* You only have yourself to blame for that cause you rut me so good.

Gus: Geeze Melly...*blushes intensely*

Samson: We...also can't do any...horn holding during...

Delilah: I uh....well, y'all know how it is. Bear strength and all that.

Samson: Even moose antlers would be rendered as resilient as toothpicks when you've got a lovely lady bear taking you for a ride.

Delilah: *Giggling*