Ada: I wouldn't exactly call it abnormal behavya for a yeen goil. *Chuckles* I remembas my med school days.I tells ya, if I neva's have ta eat nintey-nine cent saran-wrap ramen for dah rest of my loif it'd be too soon.
Yuri: Ada can put away her fair share of food, heck, she's practically a garbage disposal sometimes...
Ada: I'd give ya craps for dat if it wasn't largely a yeen joke dat we used ta be natcha's clean up crew. Back in da ancestral days we ate everyone's leftova's, bones, gristla and all. In fact most of us yeens still have strong enough jaws to crush da bones of pretty much any mammal. Needless to say, bein' a dentist wit yeen patients is probably a very noive-wrackin' job. Of course, since evolvin' and not really needin' to scavenge as much, yas don't see too many yeens gorgin' on a buffet like it was dere last meal....but dat don't mean we still don't have da capacity to do it.
Yuri: That one of them genetic remnant things? Like horses bein' born with single hoofnails fer paws? Or that faintin' thang Vernon's friend has?
Ada: Not entirely, it's not eva somtin dat eva fully went away, it's just sometin' we don't usually do anymore. Like Dawn chewin' cud. You can go out and stuff yaself's wit up tas one toid ya body weight wort of meat and bones for a few days, but most yeens don't. Like I said, my solution in med school was cheap ramen, but we's all figures out our own survival technikues.
Yuri: As for tips? Talking about her taste in food is probably a good way to open the door. Oh yeah, that and her schoolin' obviously. But I warn y'all, most hyena gals are...well...
Ada: *Glaring* “Well” what?
Yuri: Er...Strong, powerful types, with equally big personalities to boot.
Ada: *Chuckles* Well I suppose dat's fair.
Yuri: If she's anything like Ada, she ain't gonna care for too much nonsense leadin' up to flat out askin' her out. And seein' as how yer' about half her size...y'all might wanna concern yerself with possibly bein' injured iffin' y'all get intimate. Let's just say a hyena's jaw ain't the only part of 'em capable of breakin' bones, iffin' ya catch my drift.
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