Vernon: Thankfully not. Even Yuri, as bad as he is with his brand o' 'pranks' hasn't went and tried to get us drunk against our will.
Dawn: I think that's mostly because Ada and your mother keep him in check.
Vernon: Eh, true. But even Yuri knows what yer Pa was like. If it were just me, he probably would take a chance on slippin' me alcohol so I make a spectacle of myself. But y'all...well, what you went through growin' up I'm purty sure has earned Yuri's respect. Even if he'd never admit it.
Dawn: All that said, it's not as if we completely abstain. Vernon and I have had a sip of dessert wine here and there, but very rarely.
Vernon: And most we've ever gotten from it was buzzed.
Dawn: Once, during our first double date with Judy and Nick. And as much as I hate to admit it, it was worth getting a little buzzed if it meant easing the tension between you and Nick.
Vernon: Maybe if he knew when to keep his dumb muzzle shut we'd had never needed to rely on dessert wine to smooth things over...
Dawn: Oh Puppy...well he's gotten better at keeping his joke to himself right? I mean, we haven't had to resort to overdoing the dessert wine since.
Vernon: Yeah, but there's a reason we got an emergency bottle on the shelf. *chuckles* With Nick, we're always a few off color remarks about yer past away from uncorking a bottle.
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