Audrey: I'm just surprised a woodpecker would even want a pie at all, let alone multiple ones. *Laughs* But it is funny in retrospect.
Yuri: I just wanna know how somethin' that small could put away so many pies on his own.
Ada: To be's fair, Qali's can put away a lot o' pie for how small she is. *Cackles* Dat's why it was so easy to finga her for da crime in question.
Qali: Yeah, great detective work guys! A house full of cops and not one of them gave me any due process! They didn't even look at the clues!
Zach: I don't think there's a single one of us that woulda been able to guess by the grace o' the gods that a bird did it. It's too out there! Y'all can't blame us fer lookin' to Occram's razor for the simplest solution.
Ada: Side's, y'all did have pie fillin' all over yas paws when it happened.
Qali: For the last time, I HELPED BAKE THEM! *Pouts*
Trenton: It's alright Snowball...*Pats her head affectionatly.* Thanks to ol' Lucero over there, y'all were proven innocent...and I mean, I always believed ya...
Qali: Says the wolf who was so silent when everyone was pointing claws...*Huffs*
Vernon: To be fair, Trent's quiet a lot o' the time...it's sorta his thang.
Lucero: Still, no one should feel bad for the mistake. While I am surprised someone didn't chalk it up to field pests of some kind, it is rare...though not out of the question for a bird-like bruno to steal food. *chuckles* Many birds have hoarding traits, especially when it comes to shining things. So the tin itself would be attractive to a bird such as Bruno. And of course, with the sweet mashed fruit acting as a sort of enticing nectar it would only double his incentive to take them. That said, I can't imagine he ate all the pies himself. Considering where we found the tins, it's quite likely that some other field pests kept stealing the pies from him, not to mention a good portion of the pies probably spilled out in transit, since there was no way he could carry it evenly...naturally this would drive him to seek out replacements.
Yuri: Still, that bird ain't no raven. He fits in most of our paws. How in the heck did he carry it off? He can't be more than a pound wet!
Lucero: There are some mysteries in the ornithological world that even I can't solve my friend. *Laughs*
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