Vernon: Heck if I know. Ain't like we work fer him.
Dawn: Thank the gods.
Vernon: Still him gettin' roughed up 'er somethin' would probably make the news right?
Dawn: I suppose...at the very least we'd hear about it from Nick or Judy. Hmm...*taps carrot phone searching her browser for a top story involving her former boss.* Hmm, apparently he was assaulted just outside a book signing for his new...audiobook?
Vernon: How do y'all have a book signing fer an audiobook exactly?
Dawn: I guess it was more like a meet and greet. *Continues scrolling* Apaprently a...overenthusiastic fan... Dived bombed him with a trained hawk in an effort to get a lock of mane?
Vernon: That fella has fans? *Chuckles* How many?
Dawn: The article says the venue was pretty dead up until that point. Still this one little mouse managed to make her through security as he was leaving and...um...
Vernon: Wait, a mouse? *The wolf's eyebrows furrow* When was this exactly...
Dawn: Two weekends ago?
Vernon: *Vernon shakes his head* Welll, that explains why Moira was out all last week...*Sighs*
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