Yuki: Considerin' Adamo's trick laugh was kickin' up durin' the whole thang, it probably scared the girl that much more...
Adamo: Hey, c'mon Babe! Youse know I cackle when I get noivus! And what's more noive-wrackin' den dealin' with a new species...I had no idea what we was dealin' with...I was just dankful she spoke Animanglish...
Zelda: We were all...beyond surprised really...
Doreen: I think a lot of us...fer some reason had it in 'er heads that Leon was probably the last of his kind...at the very least from a species so rare we weren't gonna see in Zootopia again fer the rest of our lives...
Vera: And the fact that she was livin' out there fer weeks...like some sorta sav...*Glances and Don and sweats slightly, clearing her throat.* some sorta cavemammal save fer the clothes on her back and some meager supplies...
Mellivin: Not to distract from the emotional weight of the conversation. But yes, Undyne and I were the first to discover her...though sadly not the first to discover humans in general.
Undyne: Hey, we proved King Blackwool had a tryst with Erika Düclaw, and a hybrid of their own...so we do have one under our belt.
Yuki: What exactly were y'all doin' out there anyway...more hippy crap?
Undyne: Well, I was trying to work on my Astral projection and remote viewing. I have a stronger connection to the woods we grew up near than anywhere else and I-.
Yuki: Yeah, Hippy crap. *Rolls her eyes*
Mellvin: I was primarily there to make sure Undyne accidentally provoke any animals while communing with nature. *Holds up paw as Undyne appears about to object.* And before you say anything about being able to commune with animals on a spiritual level, remember literally every other interaction you've had with animals you're whole life.
Vera: From Grandma Karen's crow, to the field macaques...not to mention that time we went to the Zootopia Central Zoo and that python got loose and-.
Undyne: Yes, well...all of those animals had very negative chakra. It is not my fault that our souls failed to connect in peace and understanding.
Vera: *Shakes head* Teeth to tails...
Don: *Ahem* Let's change to subject shall we? *Whispers to Vera* I think we can all agree trying to rationalize with Undyne will get you nowhere...
Winnie: Don's right you know.
Vera: *Huffs, crossing her arms*
Don: Anywho, yes, we were quite excited to hear about Marigold...although our first real...initial excitement was more surrounding the prospect of learning more about Humans to better care for our little Leon...
Vera: O'course that was a'for she ended up becomin' a Hunter...And a'fore humankind decided to make 'emselves known to all of Animalia...*Chuckles* Now were up to our ears in all the info we could ever want on Humans.
Don: But more importantly we were just delighted to see Marigold adopted to Zelda and Varun. She's such a sweetheart, and I don't think I could have picked out better parents for her myself...
Zelda: *Blushing as she waves Don off frantically* Aww, hush you!
Varun: Thank you Don. That means a lot to us.
Don: For all she's been through, she's just such a little trooper...
Varun: She's got the heart of a tiger, and the stripes to match.
Doreen: Bold too...as yes, she did try to pose as a boy, and over eighteen. *chuckles as she lifts her sheriff's hat and scratches her scalp with a thumb.* I'll admit, it was an admirable try. She even put on her best 'deep voice' to try and pull it off...Guess she was hopin' we'd just turn her loose iffin' she was an adult.
Adrian: Well, I suppose iffin' she had managed to pull off a bold-faced lie like that one, she could pull off anythin'... *laughs*
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