Gazelle: Oh Ay, I've had plenty of "Guests" turn up during my stage shows. *Gazelle rolls a hoof lazily* Granted, it was not a surprise for me...*snickers* Obviously it was arranged before hoof. But I've made quite a few dear friends during my climb up the Pop-Music ladder, and I've have quite a few collaborative projects and performances under my belt at this point to show for that.
Finnick: So, which famous celebrities are jerks, and which ones are actually cool people? I'm sure that's what everyone here really wants to know.
Gazelle: *Snickers, waiving her mate away with a dismissive hoof* Shh! Shh! Silencio Mi Pequeno Amor...You know I can't say anything like that for legal reasons...*Laughs*
Finnick: I bet most of them are real Honest Johns. *Chuckles*
Gazelle: *Rolls her eyes* And you are a good judge of character yes? Considering what you thought I was like before meeting me?
*Finnick winces, rubbing the back of his head with a look of clear discomfort.*
Finnick: W-Well...that's...I-I mean-..
Gazelle: "She's a fake activist type. Is all virtue signaling? I bet that ass is all plastic surgery?" Does this sound familiar to you huh, Orejas Grandes...
*Finnick holds his paws up defensively, ears sagging slightly.*
Finnick: Okay, okay! *Laughs* I know I was off base...especially about the ass thing...
Gazelle: *Rolls her eyes and shakes her head dismissively* Waaaaay of Base! *Laughs* That said, a lot of them are asses yes, mostly the ones you really wouldn't expect. And while I am...limited in what I can say, just pay attention to the mammals I've done multiple collaborations with and you'll know who the real mammals with heart are...
Finnick: That's a good cover...*Snickers*
Gazelle: I will say my favorite 'surprise guests', for songs and live shows have been Justin Timberwolf, Suri Nicks, Miley Sirus, Carlos Stampada, and of course Dawn Hunter-Bellwether, although she's never sung with me, only helped with writing our book and a lot of the lyrics for the companion album. But she's a delight to be around. Make of that what you will...
Finnick: I uh...notice you left Jennifer Lupus out of that list.
Gazelle: *Gazelle's brow visibly furrows, her lips momentarily pursing* I did. And since she's talked about me publically, I'm comfortable calling her a stuck-up puto. *Huffs* If she wants to take that to court, we can go down the list of things she's called me publically first...Tit for tat.
Finnick: *Chuckles* Well, at least I was right about one of them...
Gazelle: Right? Ho-ho, don't even get me started Mi Pequeno Amor. I could talk for an hour or more about how much of a- *Gazelle stops herself, placing a hoof to her muzzle and coughing awkwardly*
Finnick: Want me to turn the mic off? Get this off the record?
Gazelle: Si, off the record.
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