Friday, January 22, 2021

Ask the HunterBellwethers/Ruminerds; Favorite Dismurinae Characters

 

Vernon: Think it's best we limit this to the pups, and our immeadiate pack, as er...this whole back and forth would be a bit too long to handle.

Dawn: Should we start with the pups?

Vernon: I think that's fair, although I will say I don't think Paige is 'too young' to have a favorite, considerin' how she watched Floatzen to the point where the Bluray broke.

Dawn: *Giggles* She does light up every time Princess Elsa is on screen.

Vernon: And she gets so excited she's practically vibratin' like Qali on coffee whenever 'let it go' starts playin...*Laughs*

Edison: Wagg-E is my favorite! Both the movie and the cool robot!

Allison: Of course it is. All a movie has to do is be set in space, and it's instantly your favorite movie ever...

Edison: That's not true! I...liked Dinotauria too...

Allison: Yeah, but you didn't go on and on about it like Wagg-E....or Gods, Star Wolves. I wish Pa-er...Dad had never shown you those movies!

Vernon: Sorry Darlin', but yer brother really wanted to see the new ones, and Broomie would kilt me if I didn't show Edi the originals first. So he kinda got....a real big dose of it in a real short amount o' time.

Gus: *Mumbles* Star Trot is better...

Vernon: *Whispers* He ain't old enough to really absorb Star Trot....

Dawn: What about you sweetie, who's your favorite Dismurinea Character?

Allison: I don't watch movies for Pups...

Edison: Then why do you have that 'Scritch' doll in your room?

Allison: I-I don't know what your talking about!

Edison: Yes you do! It didn't just get under your bed by itself!

Allison: YOU WERE IN MY ROOM!? YOU LITTLE WORM!

Dawn: Lambs, Lambs please! Don't make me put you in the cool-down corner!

Allison: BUT HE WAS IN MY R-!

Dawn: Alli, we will discuss it later sweetie, okay? I promise.

Allison: *Huffs* Fine...

Edison: S-Sorry Mom...

Joel: I can't believe someone didn't bring up Kuzco? Empurror's New Groove?

Gus: Can you really one of Dismurnea's religious movies? Like the Lion King series? I mean...he's a llama god before he was a Dismurinae character...

Joel: True, but it technically counts, and it was a pretty fun retelling of the old tale.

Broomie: Does Roger Rabbit count?

Joel: That depends, is that you avoiding saying your favorite character was actually Jessica Rabbit because of her huge t-.

Vernon: JOEL! *Whispers* Not infront of my pups Mam'.

Broomie: Moreso Roger Rabbit is sort of a joint Dismurinae and Woolner Bros video. It's like...is he technically 'half' a Dismurinae character?

Vernon: I'd say it counts. Dern good movie too.

Edison: That movie is really funny! *Glares at Alli* And see, it doesn't have space in it!

Allison: *Rolls Eyes*

Edison: *Sticks tongue out at Allison.*

Dawn: Edi, you are two seconds away from the cool-down corner. Do not test me young lamb.

Edison: *Puffs up cheeks in annoyance and crosses arms*

Vernon: What about you Gus?

Gus: Oh me? Well I've always like Olifur and Company. *Chuckles* I thought dodger was pretty cool.

Joel: more wolf envy from Gus, what a surprise...*Chuckles*

Gus: And what's that supposed to mean?

Joel: Best friend is a wolf, favorite character from Dismurinae is a wolf...honestly, I'm surprised you aren't pulling a Broomie and mating with one.

Gus: I guess I've just always like strong characters, and wolves are generally depicted as being strong in media. *Laughs* I'm gimped and hobbled over here, is it so hard to believe I'd look to strong mammals for inspiration and motivation?

Joel: Well, when you put it like that...

Melanie: C'mon, not love for Cetacia, the lost empire? Kida?

Joel: That movie was boring....

Melanie: It was different! And kinda mature for a Dismurinae movie! And underrated classic!

Gus: It is, like the Iram Giant...

Broomie: C'mon, Iram Giant can't compare to Cetacia, no offense Mellie.

Melanie: No...even I'll admit Iram Giant is like, another class in terms of cult classics...

Joel: I still tear up at that ending mam'....hearing “Supermam'...” for that last time...*Sniffle* I'm getting teary just thinking about it...

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