Friday, January 22, 2021

Ask the Parents; Lovey Dovey Talk

 

Audrey: Oh we used to terrorize the boys with our lil' 'lovey dovey' talk.

Dorian: I remember Yuri used to always start fake retchin' whenever we'd be getting' affectionate in front them. *Shakes head* That boy used to put on such a performance, I swear.

Vernon: He really gave it his all, so much so that I'm pretty sure he actually threw up that one time.

Yuri: Don't act like y'all were so much better! We was all gaggin' whenever the 'pet names' came out....I was just...already kinda sick that day...so pushin' it wasn't the best idea...

Dorian: I was a purty good way to get the boys outta the house that's fur sure...*Chuckles*

Audrey: All I needed to say was “Oh my Dori dear...my lil white suga' wolf...”

Yuri: And the nausea is comin' right back...Bleccch!

Dorian: *Chuckles* Aw knock it off...y'all are too old to be actin' this way...Ya got she-wo-...mate's o' yer own now.

Vernon: I suppose that's one upside. *Chuckles* We may have suffered under watchin' our parents get all gooey with one another when we was pups, but now that I got a pack of my own, I get the distinct pleasure of doin' the same thing to my pups, ain't that right Honey Lamb?

Dawn: *Giggles* Of course, my Darling Puppy Love....

*Vernon bends down to plant a soft kiss on Dawn's lips.*

Allison and Edison: EWWW! GROSSS!

Edison: I'm gonna spew!

Vernon: *Chuckles*

Audrey: Just wait till the day comes where y'all get to show embarassin' pup photos to the mates they bring home...* Giggles*

Dawn: Speaking of, do you still have that picture of Vernon naked in the mud puddle? *Giggles* It's so cute, and I'd love a copy I could frame...

Audrey: O' course Darlin', I can make y'all as many copies as you need!

Vernon: Hey, hey, hold on now...don't I get a say in this?

Dorian: Sorry there Pup, yer' still a few years off before it's yer turn to embarrass yer pups. *Chuckles* The ball is still in our court fer the time bein'...

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