Yuri: Alright, I got a
question myself fer y'all. What has Vern and that little lamb o' his
been sayin' about me on this thing that's makin' all these mammals I
don't know root fer embarassin' me? Huh? Er' floatin' prank ideas to
the rest of my family? Seriously, what did I do to y'all? How much
did them say about me in that book o' Dawn's?
Ada: Youse didn't read it?
Yuri: One thing I ain't
embarrassed to admit is that I ain't a heavy 'reader'.
Ada: O' come ons, youse love
to tease Voin! I woulda' tawt dat book woulda' been a goldmine of
material for youse!
Yuri: First off, there
purty much ain't one thang, embarasin' 'er otherwise, that I
don't know about Vernon. That goes fer the rest of my brothers too.
That's what happens when y'all live seven to one bedroom from puphood
to college. Secondly...from what I heard y'all and the other gals
chatterin' and gigglin' over, I'd prefer not to know the details.
Last thing I want is the mental image of what my brother looks like
mid-rut.
Ada: *Cackles* Dat's
funny, from what your brudders tell me, dey feel da same way about
youse. But dat ain't enough to stop youse from talkin' up your's
bedroom game in graphic detail to 'em.
Yuri:
Talkin' up!? I'm merely spittin' facts.
Ada: *Shakes her head* Youse
are lucky youse are cute.
Yuri:*flashes
Ada a skeptical glare* Hmm?
Ada: *Loll's her head*
Ehh...you ain't too bad in da bedroom eader...
Yuri:
HA! Let the records show that Yuri Hunter knows how to give a damn
good rut! *Chuckles*
Not that anyone should be surprised, I practically wrote the book on
ruttin'...
Ada:
Nah, dat would be ya sista' in-law...*Cackles* And honestly, it
wouldn't kill yas to give it a skim...youse might loin a ting or
two...
Yuri:
Pft, I don't need no lesson's on good lovin' from Vermin thank y'all very
much, not to mention what I said earlier bout' that runt and his 'o'
face bein' etched into my brain...
Ada:
All I'm sayin' is youse are doin' yaself a disservice.
Yuri:
Y'all really tryin' to imply I'm some limp Omega?
Ada:
Nah Babe. I'm only sayin'...I mean...I picked up some tricks from
Dawn myself...Like dat thing I tried out on youse a month ago...dat
thing you liked so much?
Yuri:
Wait, y'all got that from...?
Ada: *Chuckles* She called
it da “Lazy Susan” I tink...o' course it wasn't so much her move
as Vernon's tanks to her size accordin' to hers. I like to call my
voision 'Breakdancin'”.
Yuri:
*Staring at her in mild shock*
Ada:
Hey, sometimes it's fun to trade notes wit da goils, try out some new
stuff...see what woiks and what doesn't...
Yuri:
W-well damn...*chuckles* I don't think I'm ever gonna look at Dawn
the same way again...Although remind me to thank her for teachin'
y'all how to er...'breakdance'.
Ada:*Laughs* Shoire ting
Babe...
Yuri: *Ahem*
Anyway...er...right, back to the topic at paw here. While I don't
have any real obligation to indulge y'all....masochists that
apparently flock to my brother and sisters blog or...podcast, er whatever...if
y'all must know, neither of them pranks would fly...
Ada:
A dissolvable police uniform while hilarious, ain't exactly easy to
foind, or cheep for dat matter. Needer one of us is made o' money.
*Chuckles* I tink Dawn is da big money maker of da family, and even
dat is like...uppa middle class. Plus, I'd be doin' my Mookie a
dissoivice by not admittin' dat he's a good cop wit a sharp eye.
Yuri:
The kind of eye that would spot a phony duplicate uniform a mile
away.
Ada:
Unless It was da spittin' image.
Yuri:
As fer the whole “Male Otter Stripper Prank”...I mean, it's
flawed from stage one.
Ada:
Yeahs, as much as I hate how open my little Mookie is about his
feelin's on otterfolk...I mean, he wouldn't stand for any otters at
his stag party, boys or goils.
Yuri:
A mammal can have a preference! I just don't find rodent folk
attractive! Plus, y'all try keepin' yer head cool about certain
species when ninety percent o' yer job involves dealin' with the
worst them wet rats have to offer...
Ada:
Geeze, would you cool it already! Youse are gonna get Voin and Dawn
in trouble talkin' like dat...
Yuri: It serves 'em right. Maybe they'll stop encouragin' strangers to
suggest ways to prank me.
Ada:
Oh c'mon, if Voin would have had a stag party, youse woulda figured
out a ways to slip a male stripper in there.
Yuri: *Snorts*
Maybe...O'course even iffin' he didn't went and get tithed so quick,
y'all know Vern woulda' been too...sensitive....fur a real stag party. I
don't think that pup's ever even stepped foot inside a strip club.
When it comes to that stuff, he's always been the biggest stick in
the mud. Why do y'all think he took off so quick when the boys we're
throwin' my 'make-up' stag party?
Ada:
Probably because he was afraid you'd figure out dat he slipped in a
cross dressin' wolf in wit da other strippa's you ordered, and
didn't wanna be around for the fallout...
Yuri:
Wait? WHAT!? Which one!?
Ada:
Da one wit da brown fur and da native wolf feadas in his hair.
Yuri:...
Ada:
Youse okay dere Mookie?
Yuri:
Well Damn. *Chuckles*
Hat's off to that fella...I really couldn't tell. So much for havin' a sharp eye.
Ada: Aww Mookie, he fooled me too...*Cackles*
