Ask the BellHunters

Hello, I'm Dawn Hunter-Bellwether...er, formerly Dawn Bellwether if you didn't recognize the added surname. And before you ask, yes 'that' Dawn Bellwether. Ex-Assistant Mayor, Ex-Mayor, Ex-Criminal Mastermind (Reformed thank you very much), City Savior, Controversial Author, and Predator/Prey relationship advocate. I'm also, as you probably guess by the hyphenated last name, married, and happily so to my mate Vernon Hunter, a gray wolf. I'm also a mother to three wonderful pups, something I never thought I'd ever have the chance to be! But, lamb sakes, I've gushed enough about myself here without explaining exactly what this blog is for. You see, after the release of my book “Predator Seeking Prey”, our little family started to get a lot of public attention again, and with it came a lot of question from curious mammals and other pred/prey couples from all over Animalia. My best friend and mate Vernon thought it would be a good idea to deal with these questions directly by opening a sort of blog/forum and taking those questions about our lives directly. Since then, I'd like to say our little blog has been quite successful, with even members of our family and friend circle pitching in and taking a few questions as well. So with all that said., please feel free to Ask Away!


Oh, and also, feel free to check our old location for previous asks until we can get a better archive system in place!


The original Ask Dawn And Vern Tumblr! This blog is a continuation/reboot of the "AskDawnAndVern" tumblr, as I am permanently locked out of the Tumblr at present.

https://askdawnandvern.tumblr.com/


(Blog Author Note: This blog is based on the fanfiction “The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether” as well as it's pseudo-sequel “A Lamb Among Wolves”. If you haven't read them, it'll probably help you better understand what's going on here if you do. I'll link both stories below. Oh Also, I'm open to questions as well. Simply direct “Author” emails to “WastedTime” when composing them. And before I forget, I have a Patreon! Five dollars gets you access to in progress fics, Ask priority, and art previews of both SFW and NSFW art. Of course, even a dollar would help. Seriously, it's how I keep projects like this alive.


The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11999389/1/The-Rehabilitation-of-Dawn-Bellwether

A Lamb Among Wolves:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12364172/1/A-Lamb-Among-Wolves


Wasted Time's Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/wastedtimeee


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Thursday, December 31, 2020

Ask the ZPD; Roles at the Police Station


 

Bogo: Well, I feel it's rather straight forward in terms of simplicity, but most civilians have a hard time grappling exactly what each rank means. First and foremost, you have your officers. At some stations in other cities there is a rank below this called a police technician, who handles traffic violations and things of that nature. However, in Zootopia we've simply lumped the role over onto the officers as well to simplify the structure.

Then you have a corporal, which admittedly is just our designation for an officer chosen to be in charge of a small team of officers or special units. Essentially it's a role differed to the head officer working on a case with multiple officers.

Then we have our Sergeants, which are sort of out internal officers. They help interpret ordinances, train other officers, and handle internal complaints.

After that you have Lieutenant's, like Hopps. Aside from handling general officer duties, they also play the role of civic ambassadors. Think going to schools to talk to calf's, civic meetings and the like. They play a bigger role in the overall community and image of the ZPD. But they also help in taking broad direction from their superior officers and creating a plan of action around them to disseminate to the lower ranking officers.

Our Police Captains are another largely internal department, largely revolving around budgetary and department policy work. Depending on your outlook on paperwork, this could be considered to be a fairly undesirable condition.

After that, depending on the department, you can either run up to the Deputy Chief of Police, or just the Chief. It largely depends on the size of the department or need. Here in District one, it may surprise you to find that we don't actually have a deputy police chief.

Nick: *Whispers* Because no one can stand working directly under old buffalo butt for more than five minutes.

Bogo: What was that Wilde?!

Nick: Nothing Sir, please continue with this fascinating educational lecture.

Bogo: *Grumbling* Basically a deputy would be subordinate to me. They largely perform the same duties I would, and act as a back up or second in command should the Chief be in disposed. As for my role as police chief, I largely oversee everything here at District one. I make the call on what law enforcement programs to implement, I dole out cases, and study existing cases to try to discover patterns if there are indeed any. Chief of police is a role doled out by elected official generally, which in this case would be 'The Police Commissioner”, who oversees all of Zootopia's departments. As for roles like 'Sheriff', in Zootopia the role is seen as equal to that of chief....although why the North Meadowlands and Alpine Glade holds steadfast to the rural nomenclature I haven't the foggiest.



Ask the Author; Zootopia's Districts and Climates


 

WT: Honestly...yes and no. I only have some of the districts placed and named, because I largely tried to stay on book with the maps of Zootopia I've seen floating around that are official, and I don't think they ever actually display all '12 unique districts and ecosystems”. I'm not sure if certain things are considered separate districts within districts either, at least in a canonical sense. For instance, the 'Rainforest District' has no separation from the 'canal district', at least on the map. So are they one district or two? And presumably the climate is the same, so is that not a factor in splitting districts? Sahara Square adds more confusion as it also has something called 'the canyonlands'. And is downtown a separate district from Savannah Square, or is it just marking a specific section of it?

All that said, in terms of my own work I've had to freestyle a bit. So for the sake of clarity, I'll tell you what I have so far for my version of Zootopia.

Savannah Square and Downtown – 1 District – Mild Climate

Little Rodentia – 1 District – Mild Climate

Sahara Square and the Canyonlands – 1 District – Desert Climate

The Rainforest District and Canal District – 1 District – Tropical/humid

Tundratown – 1 District – Arctic Climate

The Meadowlands – 1 District – Grassland

The North Meadowlands – 1 District – Grassland/Rural

Alpine Glade – 1 District – Cold & Mountainous

Nocturnal District – Wet/Dark

Other Areas/Outback Island, Animalia Park – Not Districts

As you can see that's about nine districts, which leaves 3 unaccounted for. But part of me wants to leave that open so that I can possibly accommodate future lore. So yeah, that's the most information I can offer. I hope this is satisfactory.


Ask Dorian; Sheriff's Office Party


Dorian: We have a sorta modest Yule party. It's usually about a week er' two before the holiday, partly because most of us have our own family Yule get together's planned, but also we like to have the part goin' while were doin' the whole Santa Claws bit fer underprivileged and orphaned pups. O'course, the whole Santa Claws thang is generally done durin' the earlier part of the day, so we have the pups and lambs cleared out by the time we're havin' the official party.

As fer 'volenteerin', well as I may o' mentioned durin' that whole ask a few weeks back that we have a system in place in terms of pickin' Santa's fer the year. Generally we just draw straws, and whoever pulls the short one gets the job, with the second shortest draw net's y'all the position of Santa's helper. It's not much more complicated than that, other than y'all get immunity fer next year's draw if y'all pull the short straw the previous year. And seein' as how I played Santa this year, that mean's I ain't gotta do it next year.

I mean, I'll be honest, I love seein' pup's and lamb's gleeful smiles when they meet me. But I really don't care all that much fer how often I get...er...marked by accident. Let's just say the cleanin' bill on the station's set of Santa costumes is real, real pricey.


Aks Gideon; Echoes of the Past


 

    Gideon: I just try to get by day by day when it comes to how I...used to act...and the impact it left behind. I tired to apologize to every mammal I teased and bullied growin' up, wether it was in person, er' by mail. O'course, that don't mean everyone accepted them apologies, and I do still get some cold stares from those who still harbor them feelin's about me. While I can't blame 'em, it does still sting a might from time to time. What was worse was them folks who were more upset that I was a fox in 'their' town, rather then a bully as a kit. There's still folks like that skulkin' around Bunnyburrow to this day, and while bein' forced to interact with 'em is few in far between, it never really gets any easier. Folks like that er' why my kithood was the way it was. It's par tof the reason I spent them year's lashin' out.

Before Shar came into my life, a lot of that frustration and bein' all uspet over that sorta thing would spill into my bakin' from time to time. A burnt pie here, salt in place o' sugar there, all cause I was too busy dwellin' on the pain to be at top performance. And while that still happened from time to time before our little family formed, I had my Darlin' black forest cake to come along and talk my troubles outta me.

O' course, my kits havin' to deal with well...bein' adopted, and by Gideon Grey no less, the ol' terror of Bunny Burrow, they got more flack that I was ready to handle. Our older boy is real sensitive like I was...but he buries that pain, and he ends up comin' home cryin' rather than givin' some of his bunny bullies a swirly in the middle school bathroom. That kind stuff had me back to messin' up my pies and cakes somethin' fierce. But he has somethin' I didn't have growin' up. Our little lamb is a real spitfire, and she's usually there to stick up fer our son with them bein' near the same grade. Then there's the twins, who are in the same grade so they can can back eachother up even easier. Not only that, but all of 'em have a lovin' family to come home to. A family who while march down to the school and fight fer 'em in person. Who always got their back. I just hope that when they is grown up, they'll....well they'll have been better for it. I mean, I know our little mixed pack ain't perfect...no family is. But I just hope they'll always remember me and their Ma fer bein' right there for 'em. 

(Edit; I forgot when writing this, because I wasn't feeling so hot, that the Gideon pack has 4 kits. A fox tod, the oldest, then a younger lamb, and the youngest, a set of bunny twins, one boy and one girl. None of them have names yet, and since I wasn't feeling good I kind of avoided coming up with names on the spot. I'm open to suggestions, but it'll be rectified either way in the future.)

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Ask Blog Update; Current Delay

     

     I just want to take the time to apologize for the unscheduled lapse in ask content over the last two weeks. The first week was just what I thought was going to be a minor delay, as I was finishing commission and story work, and I had Christmas duties. I figured I would be able to make up for it early the following week. However, life comes at you fast, and my ask plans, as well as my Christmas plans were dampened severely by a medical emergency involving my mom that still has yet to be fully resolved. Thankfully, we were pretty much out of holiday themed asks, so it wasn't a total loss in terms of missing a content window. 

    That said, I should have more asks for you later this week provided nothing else comes up. I've never been a big 'New Years' guy, so I don't expect that to get in the way much. 

    However, I feel I must address an issue that has been coming up increasingly over the past few months. As I've said on my previous blog, when it comes to asks, the official ask email (Or Patreon Member Ask Chat) is the only place I will solicit asks from. The reason is a combination of keeping thing organized, and maintaining my other pages strictly for commissions inquiries and other requests and questions.In addition, sending me asks doesn't guarantee that I'll answer them. I try to answer most of them, but if it's ill-suited, or I can't do anything with them, I'm sorry but I'll have to skip them. More-over, sending me emails like this...





    Is the fastest route to insuring I blacklist any asks you send in going forward. My ask blog is the tail end of my workload. It's meant to be more of a promotion of my stories more than anything else. Aside from Patreon asks, which get some degree of preference as part of a perk, I don't rush to answer specific asks generally. When I'm ready to do asks, I take a look at the inbox and visualize a minimum of two for art, and about five for text. They are largely chosen based on how I'm feeling and how much writing I've got in me at the time, because I have a nasty habit of turning asks into minifics. That's my system. If you've sent in an ask, it's unlikely that I didn't get it. And I will eventually get to it. But pestering me outside of the Ask Blog email, or emailing me about when your going to get your asks answered is not going to get you any sort of preferential treatment. 

    I hate that I had to say this, and I hope it doesn't come off particularly venomous, I have had a rough two weeks and it's weighing on me a bit. I try to accommodate everyone to some degree, and be understanding, but when people start pushing boundaries I've established, I eventually have to say something.

    That's all for now. I hope you had a Merry Christmas or other holiday, and I hope you go on to have a Happy New year.

-WT

Sunday, December 13, 2020

FOUND AU; Marcus Starts School


 

Vanna: Zach and I have...come to an agreement that we believe Marcus is ready to start school.

Zach: Admittedly we were a little nervous-

Vanna: A little? Also, we?

Zach: A-alright...some of us were...more nervous than others.

Vanna: Zach felt we should hold off for an extra month or two. At one point he actually suggested waiting until Yule break was over before allowing Marcus to attend classes.

Zach: Well he's! I mean, he's gonna be the only human at school! I...I don't want the other mammals to give him grief over that! *Grumbles* I just...I don't want them gawkin' at my boy like he's an exhibit at the reptile house!

Vanna: We've already talked this over with Marcus, and should any of his classmates or the other students bully him, he could turn to his teachers as well as us to try and resolve the problem.

Zach: Tellin' teacher's just makes it worse. *Shakes head* It don't do anythin' meaninful *sigh*

Vanna: Goofball...

Zach: I just wish I could be there to help him. *Sighs* When me and my brothers were growin' up, we at least had each other to lean on in school. Anyone picked on one of us, the Hunter pack dealt with it. Even Yuri didn't stand fer other students pickin' on us.

Vanna: Because he saw that as his job. *Chuckles*

Zach: Well...I mean...yeah...but...Look the point is I'd just feel better if I could be there. At least fer the first few weeks...just to make sure things go smoothly.

Vanna: You already booked us for a 'police education' seminar for his class.

Zach: Yeah, but that's one day....for like an hour.

Vanna: I don't think they'd be willing to host the same seminar every day for a month Goofball.

Zach: Hmm...maybe I could try my paw at applyin' to be the school's baseball coach?

Vanna: Goofball...with Marcus'...er...talent? I think you'd be in full traction by Yule.

Zach: Oh! I got it, I'll just disguise myself as a student fer a few weeks an-.

Vanna: If you don't think for a second that if you do that, I will absolutely drag you out of that school in a firemam's carry, no matter how big a scene it makes! I don't care if it makes the local paper Zach, I swear I'll do it.

Zach: ALRIGHT! Alright geeze....didn't even let me finish...

Vanna: I think that was for the best, for both of our sakes...






FOUND AU ASK; Lily's Great Pie Caper!

 

Dorian: Proud? Are y'all kiddin' me? *Chuckles* I'm over the moon! She-.

Vernon: It weren't... I mean anyone coulda' put together who done it. Right? It don't mean-

Dorian: Anyone coulda'!? Oh please, she wasn't just ahead o' the rest of you boys, she was ahead o' me too! Granted, I wasn't exactly...lookin' to deeply into who ate a pie.

Vernon: Pa, please...

Dorian: And the way she explained how she figured it out, goin' over all her leads and their alibi's before tellin' revealin' it was Qali! That's classic etectives intuition! Y'all can't even teach th-

Vernon: MY Pup is NOT going to be a DETECTIVE, er a POLICE OFFICER! GOT THAT!? She's my little princess, and that's all. T-This cop stuff is just a phase is all...

Dorian: I'd say the princess stuff is a phase Vern. Y'all can't exactly grow up to be a career princess, but with a mind as sharp as that, at her age? She-.

Vernon: Then she can be a scientist! Er' a mathmatician' er' somethin'!

Dorian: Vernon...y'all don't by any chance remember what my Pa did to me, do ya?

Audrey: Or what yer Pa did to you?

Dorian: Y-yeah...

Vernon: *Whining* B-but I know she don't wanna be a cop! I know it's just a phase!

Audrey: But if she does, are y'all gonna do the right thang? Or will y'all be a stubborn as yer ol' Pa?

Dorian: HEY! I...I mean I got over it...

Audrey: Mhh-Hmm...

Dorian: Eventually!

Audrey: About twenty years too late.

Dorian: It'd be 'too late' if we hadn't mended thangs!

Audrey: Look, Puppy, I just want y'all to be careful. I don't want y'all stiflin' the pup's dreams because yer scared, or y'all had a bad experience. Y'all need to be understanding, and accept what Lily wants to do with her life when the time comes. If she wants to be a cop, tryin' to push her away from it'll only push her away from you.

Vernon: I KNOW! L-Look...If...and this is a big ol' if, she decides she...wants...to...maybe be a police officer....when she's eighteen. I'll...I...I will try to support her...As long as the rest of y'all ain't pushin' her into it!

Dorian: What're we gonna do?

Vernon: Keep brainwashin' her like y'all are already!

Dorian: Brainwashin'!? Y'all sound nuttier than yer lil' brother! I'll have y'all know...

Vernon and Dorian: *Bickering Continues*

Audrey: Y'all Hunter boys, always so damn stubborn...*Chuckles* At least I know Dawn will be around to keep y'all in check...

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Ask Dawn and Vern; Experiments on Mammalkind


 

Vernon: No trouble at all, in fact it's encouraged...

Dawn: Joking aside...is this a serious question? Honestly? If so, I think you can probably guess what most of Animalia's nations have to say about that sort of thing. Probably several densely worded legal documents in fact, peppered with words like 'un-mammalian', 'war crimes', and 'death penalty'.

Vernon: Yeah, aside from what Ully might tell ya, that sort of stuff has been very, very illegal since after the great rodent migration in the late 1940's to early 50's, after all them horror stories and documents came out about what certain nations did to solve their perceived 'rodent problem'. There's still sanctions placed on some of them places to this day.

Dawn: Maybe if you lived in a really bad third world country you could get away with that...or were a super-villian with your own private island in international waters to perform such experiments on.

Val: She probably knows what she's talking about, as an ex-super villian and all...

Vernon: HEY! VAL!?

Dawn: Who LET you in the house!?

Val: I copied your Mom's spare key. Y'know, in case I needed it...

Vernon: To steal out of our fridge again?

Val: Well, what's a few cold pizza slices and Mountain Dog's between family, eh sis?

Dawn: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!

 

Gus: Amplify. *shakes head* definitely amplify.

Vernon: Yeah, them two seem to draw out the worst aspects of one another when set in the same room.

Gus: I always took Ulric for a harmless goof, right?

Vernon: He is.

Gus: I know, but when he had the three of us up on the school's roof that night, I mean...I was already nervous. It was the most drastic thing he'd ever done. So I was...less certain I had him pegged right. But Joel being Joel...he just couldn't keep his mouth shut.

Broomie: Joel started egging him on, and playing into his delusions and just...amping him up to the point where he was raving like a mad dog.

Gus: Started raving? He was raving like a mad dog when he got us up there.

Broomie: Okay, fine. A madder dog then.

Gus: I remember when Joel started egging him to throw him off the roof. Remember that Broomie?

Broomie: How could I forget? Sweet Sawgrass...He was daring him. Telling him he wouldn't do it. Even called him a pussy.

Vernon: Didn't y'all tell me that Joel said once Ully threw him, he'd fly? Somethin' like that?

Gus: Apparently the type of alien your brother thought he was could fly somehow? Something about fake wool hiding air sacks in his neck? It was hard to understand, by that point Joel had him worked up to the point where all his words were bleeding together. But Joel said that once he flew back up, he would melt Ulric's brain with his laser vision.

Vernon:*Shakes Head* Lamb Sakes...

Gus: *Chuckles* Lamb Sakes?

Vernon: Sorry, the misses vocabulary is startin' to bleed into mine. *Chuckles*

Broomie: At least you had the brilliant idea of convincing Ulric to chloroform Joel again. For his own protection of course...I was too busy freaking out to manage to keep my cool like that.

Gus: Yeah, Joel still act like that was some sort of great betrayl on my part. *Snorts* It's like 'Dude, you were toying with a mentally unstable persons already fragile psyche!” It's like, did he want him to kill us?

Vernon: Ully would never do that.

Gus: Under normal circumstances, sure. But... I mean you didn't see the look in his eyes that night Vern. While Joel was teasing him. There was a moment there...I was sure we were going off the roof, one after the other.

Vernon:...Have I mentioned lately how grateful my family was that y'all didn't press charges?

Gus: Not enough times.

Ask Dawn; South Ursa Relations

 

Dawn: Generally speaking, Zootopia relation with the rest of the world powers are....well they are more positive than negative. There has always been a bit more tension between us, and Grussia, or us and Mainland Panda, but that has largely been a bleed over from the North Mammalian Nations own relationship with those countries. Granted, I am aware my book has only...furthered such tensions. I know for a fact it was banned in Panda and Grrussian, as well as numerous Northern Afrikat and South Mammalian countries for promoting a 'deviant lifestyle.' You've said it yourself, a great deal of the...less western Animalian aligned countries are...to them interspecies relationships are a symptom of social decay. Of course, that sort of accusation has been levied at Zootopia more than once for significantly lesser 'social' crimes.

In terms of my book, well, it's more of a....its largely in it's own bottle. I'm not the Assistant Mayor or Mayor anymore, merely a citizen. So in terms of my book souring relations between Zootopia and other countries anymore than they already were, the impact was minimal. Zootopia has largely had a decent relationship with the nations of South Ursa, and Singapurr, and I don't see that being severely strained due to my works. Although I know my book is pointed to by some as yet more proof at how immoral the 'Zootopian' way of life is. But as I said, it was merely something to add to the list some mammals were already keeping as to why Zootopia was a bad place. It wasn't going to change the hearts of mammals with that sort of outlook on the city at large.

I'm glad to hear there has been little protest in your area due to my book, and I do hope your country does move forward with providing benefits to mixed species families. While I don't know if you are in an interspecies relationship yourself, I can imagine you will at least agree that those of us in such relationships aren't hurting anyone. We just love who we love, and all we want is to be allowed that. I personally believe marriage, tithing, whatever name anyone else myight have for it, between two consenting mammals is an Animalian right, and I hope as the years go on, more countries will arrive at the same conclusion.

Ask Dawn; Zootopia Census Follow-up

 

Dawn: Right, right, Little Rodentia. I did inadvertently include Rodentia's population as part of Savannah Central's total. I apologize for that. It's a bad habit I picked up from my time working under Leodore. He would always forget about Little Rodentia as he didn't really consider it a 'real' district behind closed doors, and since I couldn't...well he wouldn't accept my corrections, so it eventually just became easier to tell him what he wanted to hear. Anyway, so...right. Little Rodentia makes up a whopping 1.5million of the residents of Savannah Central. Not counting them leaves the population at 5.5 million in Savannah Square.

As for the islands, such as Animalia's World Fair and Outback Island, as I said the population is negligible. We're talking 1-5,000 in terms of Animalia's world fair, and maybe less that 20,000 mammals living on Outback Island, if you count inmates and employees, as it's only real purpose is to house a prison. So both of those population measures, while notable, are comparatively small.

 Oh, and Animalia Fair Island is sort of hard to explain. It's an amusement park, as well as an international market and presentation space. You can get food and goods from all over Animalia there, which is why they call it 'The Animalia Fair'. It's also home to the yearly Animalian Science and Technology Expo, where they show off all sorts of inventions and cutting edge technology from all over Animalia. The first Expo ever in Zootopia was actually where they first demonstrated the rudimentary framework for what would become our City's greatest technological marvel, the climate control systems. Thus, it made the Expo a landmark in and of itself, and put Zootopia on the map in terms of being considered 'ahead of the curve' technology wise.


Friday, December 4, 2020

Ask Auddey and Dorian; The Hunter Pups Meet Santa Claws

 


Ask Vernon; Joel's Logan Maul Energy


 

Joel: You called in the middle of the night for this? You're still getting these?

Vernon: Well, to be honest it was an old one. But regardless, y'all know you and Megumi were awake anyway. Y'all tend to keep nocturnal hours.

Joel: *Sigh* I appreciate the concern, even if it's back-hooved, but come on, Logan Maul Energy? I may have looked a little touristy when I first showed up, but I wasn't walking around in a cartoon hat throwing fish at mammals!

Vernon: What about that...er...statue incident?

Joel: I paid the fine! It was a once in a life time chance to ride on a Gunbunn's shoulders! At least I didn't go poking around in the suicide forest purposely looking for a dead person to get ratings! And I'll add, unlike somebody else's relative, I didn't cause an international incident that got my family banned in two countries at once!

Vernon: HEY! Y'all know Ulric ain't...er....right...And sides', me and Dawn managed to appeal the Norwulff ban...

Thursday, December 3, 2020

Ask the Guys; No Nut November

 

Vernon: I guess we're a little late on this one. Granted I don't think any of us have given' that a try. I mean in regards to my brothers anyway. I dunno about maybe...Gus, er' Broomie?

Gus: Yeah, Mellie made sure that was completely impossible. If I even wanted to try it, she'd go out of her way to foil it.

Broomie: Wait, what? Like how?

Gus: I mean, I don't do it. Like I've never done No Nut, but if I ever told Mellie “I think I'm gonna go all Novemeber without rutting”, she would absolutely find a way to make me break that personal bet. It'd be like a challenge for her, and you know how she loves challenges.

Joel: I used to do No Nut November.

Gus: You can't count the years you didn't have a mate, that's just rutting celibacy.

Joel: Uh, hello, I still took care of myself. Geeze, it's like you guys think you can only get off with the help of a Dam. But I mean, taking a month off isn't hard.

Broomie: Considering the games you play, I find that hard to believe dude.

Joel: *Snort* I play other games. It's not strictly Animalme Hentail games.

Vernon: OH wait, Ully might have done No Nut November too...granted I think he purty much did 'No Nut Never' fer the majority of his life...at least till Honey came along.

Gus: *Chuckles* Now there's a daunting and pointless challenge, bedding you mess of a brother.

Found AU; Dorian on Mr. Dice

 

Dorian: Y'all want my honest opinion? I don't like the mammal. Every time I'm even near him my Hunter's intuition starts screamin' at me like there's a five alarm fire brewin' up around me. I can tell he's up to somethin' bad, but fer the life of me I haven't been able to pin the mammal down fer anythin' I've been suspectin' him of. And, as a mammal of the law...I do things by the book, regardless of my...personal feelin's. So until I can get real, hard evidence on the guy, I'm just gonna have to keep as far away from him as possible. And that goes fer my family too...and any mammal I feel might be the kind he'd prey upon. Maybe that last bit y'all could argue is oversteppin' considerin' what I just said, but...I know these folks in the Meadowlands. They're good folks, and I swore an oath to look out fer 'em all. And even if I can't see the full scale of whatever operation he's got goin' on, I owe it to my neighbors to give 'em a heads up.

The way he smiles....*Shudders* It's like...It's a mask...and iffin' y'all look close enough, you can just barely make out all the sins tryin' to crawl out from behind it. Leakin' through the seams. A man hiden' that kinda darkness in him always sees his sins come to bare, one way or another. Mammal's that live like that...well...things don't end well for 'em. Just ask ol' Aster Bellwether...

Ask Gideon; Popular Yule Baked Goods


 

Gideon: might seem kinda straight forward, but our most popular item durin' the whole Yule season would be the classic 'Yule Log'. That's generally a chocolate cake with a sweet cream cheese sorta fillin' and different type o' gnash' on top. O'course we do other flavors, but I mean, most mammals don't celebrate Yule without a classic Yule Log.

Sharla: Coming up second is our peppermint chocolate forest cake. It's your classic dark forest cake with sort of a peppermint bark twist. It's proven very popular around Yule, and a lot of mammals tend to get it as a secondary cake for big family gatherings.

Gideon: Well It'd probably be awkward if everyone in the family brought the exact same Yule log to the get together.

Sharla: After that it's some of the traditional holiday staples, like chocolate chip and sugar cookies.

Gideon: And o'course classic Peppermint Bark. Granted that's barely a baked good. Aside from my 'special' ingredients, y'all just melt white and milk chocolate, miz the white chocolate with peppermint bits, and layer the chocolate together.

Sharla: Simple, but tasty.

Gideon: My lil' Black Forest Cake here is a big fan o' peppermint. She was kinda the inspiration fer the peppermint chocolate forest cake. She suggested it, and it really took off.

Sharla: I wish I was still a big a fan of the idea as I was before we started making it officially. By now I've had so much Peppermint and chocolate my tongue is probably red and white striped. *Giggles*


Ask Audrey: Snarllör Pack

 

  

Audrey: Well, that's cause the last few years my Ma and Pa have been spendin' their retirement years travelin' around Animalia in an ol' RV. It was somethin' my Pa always wanted to do before he kicked the bucket, and my Ma well, she never could say no to my Pa's crazy adventure plans.

Dorian: I imagine she's mostly along for the ride to patch him up then? *Chuckles*

Audrey: Last I talked with 'em on the phone they were up in Nun-a-Vulp trackin' down our roots on the native side of our family.

Dorian: Ain't that mostly arctic mammals there?

Audrey: We got arctic blood in our families veins iffin' y'all go back far enough.

Dorian: That'd explain why Trenny's such a snow dog.

Audrey: As fer the family Ranch in Alpine Glade, my...er brother is currently livin' there. And well, me and Garret never exactly got along very well. Y'all could say we well....we got along a lot like Yuri and Vern used to growin' up.

Dorian: Doesn't help the fella kinda leans more into native wolf beliefs than the rest of the Snarllör pack.

Audrey: Aw now he ain't that bad. He ain't Callin' other wolves Beta's and Omega's and the like.

Dorian: I thought y'all didn't get along! Now yer defendin' him?

Audrey: I'm only gonna call out my kin fer the unforgivable stuff. Like that time he mashes a mudcake into my hair when we was pups!

Dorian: Unbelievable...

Audrey: There were worms in it Dori! WORMS!

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Ask The BellHunters; Hybrid Climate Complications

 

Dawn: Well, to be honest we don't really know yet.


Vernon: Paige is sorta the first...well, first in a long time in terms of really dramatic cross-species hybrids. And considerin' she's just a little over a year old, we're kinda...learnin's stuff as we go.


Dawn: While the door is sort of open now for hybrid lambs and pups and what have you, it's still quite hard to achieve depending on the genetic gap between the parent species. Granted, Paige being born has led to an...*ahem* uptick in mammals trying the old fashioned way more aggressively...at least, if some of the fan slash advice mail is anything to go on. But medical science has just really gotten started figuring things out in terms of hybrids, and I imagine it will take some time for them to create and offer medical procedures that can help with cross-species fertility and viability. I kind of imagine this is the kind of question we'll have more concrete answers for thirty to fifty years from now, when we actually have a number of examples to go by.


Vernon: That said, Paige seems fine...o' course both me and Dawn come from species that basically...share similar climates. Now iffin' Giselle and Wade somehow manage to have a pup...er' cow, er' whatever y'alld call it, maybe there'd be something to worry about.


Dawn: Goodness, can you imagine a ...Girolf? Waffe? It would be so tall...!


Vernon: Or, it'd be real short for somethin' that looked like a giraffe... *Chuckles*

Ask The Group; Heterochromia Iridium

 

 


 

Vernon: I can't say I know anyone with that condition...that's the one when y'all have two different eye colors right? Like one eye is blue and the other is green?


Joel: That's right, you see a lot of characters in Animalme with Heterochromia Iridium.


Gus: Yeah, cause it makes them 'more mysterious' or 'special' right?


Joel: I...would be lying if I said that was untrue. Depending on the anime clichés in place in a series, you can usually figure out if that's going to be a frequent design decision.


Nick: I'm pretty sure I know a mammal who works at the ZFD that has that condition.


Judy: Really?


Nick: It was either him or his mate...I can't entirely recall. It's not like I really enjoy hanging around the ZFD for obvious reasons.


Judy: We still have some pretty bad blood between us and the ZPD after the chili tasting contest fiasco a few months back. There was some...cross division sabotage on both sides and it made tensions between both sides higher than it's ever been.


Nick: And I know what your thinking, and no, I wasn't the ZPD's saboteur.

Judy: I'm kinda surprised Wolford would pull a trick like that. It was so out of left field...


Nick: I guess that rivalry between the ZFD and ZPD ran deeper than even we were aware of. Still, considering there was no telling who would be tasting who's chili, mixing in laxatives into the ZFD's dishes didn't go well for either side. I think it took a day tof hosing down the park just to clear out the stink...

Ask Ulric; Precious Bodily Fluids

 

Honey: Ully is...sort of past that now. I say sort of because he's...well...he's 'solved' the problem in his own 'unique way'.

Ulric: See, I know Honey is on my side. So I know she doesn't mean to steal my essence...

Honey: Uh-huh...

Ulric: It's just an unfortunate side effect of her attempts to properly mind meld with me...mind meld, geeze you guys probably don't understand.

Honey: Ever see Star Trot? The Volkcan mind meld thing? He thinks it's like that.

Ulric: I know it's like that! Except instead of a psychic connection, it's a physical one...that...feels...really...like really really good.

Honey: *Chuckles* I'll say...

Ulric: So while it give us the power to share memories and ideas through rut-melding, it still has the side effect of draining my vitality.

Honey: And calming him down significantly.

Ulric: Exactly! It' dulls my edge! Like those meds work forces me to take! But thankfully with the help of online supplements and caffeine I've been able to counteract the drain, making me even more of a force to be reckoned with.

Honey: It's mostly coffee and some sort of...weird Pandese 'vitamins' that...I'm not entirely trustworthy of. I mean, it says ground up dinosaur bones are a key ingredient in it, and-.”

Ulric: Exactly! It has the essence of the most powerful and vital creatures to ever walk Animalia! It makes me a sexual tyrannosaur!

Honey: Not that he needed help in that department anyway *Giggles* Ully's got stamina for days...

Ulric: The lizard creatures would never expect me to use the DNA of their very own ancestors against them. Clever, clever Ully...

Honey: Clever indeed...

Ask Vernon; Dreadful Company

 

Vernon: Well, first off, when it comes to actually goin' out to the work sites where mammal's er' puttin' my designs to use, I try to avoid goin' as much as possible. Usually I try to send Moira in my place, er' another one of my rodent co-workers. It ain't cause I'm afraid of takin' criticism personally, but I mean...it's a wolf thang. It took me well long enough to get the mammals around the office to look down their muzzle at me as little as they do now. But Goin' out to a work site? It's almost always new mammals, er' ones hired fer this specific job by the company that paid out fer the buildin'. Once they see I'm a wolf, I have to spend the first half hour reassurin' them I am the mammal that designed the buildin', and wait fer 'em to call the office and confirm. After that, it's all the more criticism, more so than they had even called about in the first place. At that point they start diggin' fer stuff to pick at just because I'm a wolf, and they're doublin' up their scrutiny cause they no longer trust the handiwork.

Oh course, in terms of mammals that are a consistent thorn in my side, I suppose I'd have to levy that title at one of the construction managers who gets called to a bulk of my design jobs named Bruce. That badger's been called to enough of my projects that we've come to recognize each other well enough, and while I don't get the impression he's got any species bias against me, the mammal is a damn stickler fer detail. We're talkin' about the kind of mammal who will look at a blueprint, and tell ya that all the molding installation is a eight of an inch too far into the room, and that it needs to be revised with less bulky molding to meet regulatory standards. Or that the slant of the roof is a millimeter above or below safety regulations. He seems like a nice enough fella casually. But whenever I turn up to a worksite and see him standin' there, I know I'm gonna be stress sheddin' like I'm losin' my winter coat by the end of the day.

Ask Dawn; Zootpia's Population Distribution




Dawn: Well, I've been out of office for some time now, so I don't exactly have the most recent census memorized, but I can at least give you some degree of a rough break down of the district populace.

The most densely populated district in Zootopia is the Savannah Central area, housing about 7 million mammals total. The other more well know districts, have significantly smaller populations by comparison, but they are still nothing to sneeze at. The next largest of them would be the Rainforest District at roughly 2.5 million mammals, followed by Tundratown at 2 million, and Sahara Square at 1.5 million. After that you've got Alpine Glade and The Meadowlands. The Meadowlands having about 1.2 million mammals living there, and Alpine Glade having around 800 thousand. Of course, if you break up the North Meadowlands into it's Northern and Southern areas, you'll find a majority of the million mammals live in the South Meadowlands, where as 200 thousand are scattered in increasingly smaller numbers the further you go north.

Of course, that's also not counting the mammals that live and work on Outback Island, or the Animalia fair island, as those are so big there is housing for some of the employees and guests. But that number would be miniscule.

I hope that was informative. Although that was going by what I remember 2016's numbers were. I imagine the 2020 census would show the number has grown to some degree.



Saturday, November 14, 2020

Ask Vernon; Ideal Self

 

 

Vernon: Well, first off, I'd probably wanna be less broad in the shoulder department. Most wolves ain't...built like us Hunter's seem to be, and Ulric is the only one of us who came out with a sorta 'average-wolf' frame to him. Our broad upper bodies is why my Pa likes to joke about us havin' 'dire' in us. Also, I'd love to be able to grow my neck fur in well enough to get that...wolf mane look. The kind where yer neck fluff almost seamlessly merges with yer chest fur. I've tried cultivatin' one a few times, but it never really works out how I'd want it too. To patchy lookin'. Then there's my head fur, er' lack thereof. Granted purty much none of us boys inherited Ma er' Pa's more exaggerated mane o' head hair. Most I've every really been able to grow that stands out are a few whisps of the stuff, so I'd love a chance to toy around with some real thick head-fur of my own. Also...I kinda wish I was as fit as the rest of my family, granted that ones on me. I don't work in a physically demandin' job, so I'm a little doughy around the middle. O'course I could fix that with a gym membership, but the god's know I'd never find the time to use it. So, yeah, thinner, leaner, more elegant lookin'. Oh, and the accent. I'd definitely wish I didn't have my accent. It's really hard to break, and it makes animals who already look down at wolves fer bein' 'dumb' feel like they're even more justified in believin' it.


Wednesday, November 11, 2020

Ask Dawn; The Pit

 

 

Dawn: Yes, I do unfortunately, although my grisly doppleganger has more or less stopped appearing, I do still find myself in that place from time to time. My therapist says at this point it's probably something that will largely stay with me, as my guilt over the original night howler scandal is...well, it's never going to fully go away, nor would I want it to. Thankfully the dreams about the pit have grown fewer and farther between since my 'breakthrough' in the hospital. And, I also have the sweetest, gentlest mammal in the world by my side at night to hold on to, and have him reassure me about it.

Vernon: Always Honey Lamb, Always...