Honey: Ully is...sort of past that now. I say sort of because he's...well...he's 'solved' the problem in his own 'unique way'.
Ulric: See, I know Honey is on my side. So I know she doesn't mean to steal my essence...
Honey: Uh-huh...
Ulric: It's just an unfortunate side effect of her attempts to properly mind meld with me...mind meld, geeze you guys probably don't understand.
Honey: Ever see Star Trot? The Volkcan mind meld thing? He thinks it's like that.
Ulric: I know it's like that! Except instead of a psychic connection, it's a physical one...that...feels...really...like really really good.
Honey: *Chuckles* I'll say...
Ulric: So while it give us the power to share memories and ideas through rut-melding, it still has the side effect of draining my vitality.
Honey: And calming him down significantly.
Ulric: Exactly! It' dulls my edge! Like those meds work forces me to take! But thankfully with the help of online supplements and caffeine I've been able to counteract the drain, making me even more of a force to be reckoned with.
Honey: It's mostly coffee and some sort of...weird Pandese 'vitamins' that...I'm not entirely trustworthy of. I mean, it says ground up dinosaur bones are a key ingredient in it, and-.”
Ulric: Exactly! It has the essence of the most powerful and vital creatures to ever walk Animalia! It makes me a sexual tyrannosaur!
Honey: Not that he needed help in that department anyway *Giggles* Ully's got stamina for days...
Ulric: The lizard creatures would never expect me to use the DNA of their very own ancestors against them. Clever, clever Ully...
Honey: Clever indeed...
"Makes me a sexual tyrannosaur"? I seem to remember Ulric was more of an Alien/xenomorph fan, but at least he's clearly seen and appreciated Predator despite that...
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