Vernon: No trouble at all, in fact it's encouraged...
Dawn: Joking aside...is this a serious question? Honestly? If so, I think you can probably guess what most of Animalia's nations have to say about that sort of thing. Probably several densely worded legal documents in fact, peppered with words like 'un-mammalian', 'war crimes', and 'death penalty'.
Vernon: Yeah, aside from what Ully might tell ya, that sort of stuff has been very, very illegal since after the great rodent migration in the late 1940's to early 50's, after all them horror stories and documents came out about what certain nations did to solve their perceived 'rodent problem'. There's still sanctions placed on some of them places to this day.
Dawn: Maybe if you lived in a really bad third world country you could get away with that...or were a super-villian with your own private island in international waters to perform such experiments on.
Val: She probably knows what she's talking about, as an ex-super villian and all...
Vernon: HEY! VAL!?
Dawn: Who LET you in the house!?
Val: I copied your Mom's spare key. Y'know, in case I needed it...
Vernon: To steal out of our fridge again?
Val: Well, what's a few cold pizza slices and Mountain Dog's between family, eh sis?
Dawn: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!
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