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Vanna: I'd like to think that my sisters would be less awful about this than the boys are proving to be.
Qali: Easy for you to say, you have a picture! And so does Ada for that matter! *Crosses arms and pouts*
Ada: Yeesh Snowball, I don't tink I've ever seen youse dis sour before.
Qali: I just...I mean, I braided her fur! That's fun right? I'm a fun aunt...right?
Dawn: *Places a hoof on Qali's shoulder reassuringly* Of course you are Qali, Lily loves you.
Qali: I just really want a princess drawing too!
Vanna: *Shakes her head* It's like listening to another Goofball...
Val: If only you could all be as secure as I am in knowing that I'm the cool aunt.
Ada: And where did yous get dat idea?
Qali: Yeah! I don't see a princess drawing of you anywhere!
Val: Of course not, princesses aren't cool...so how could I be one.
Malcolm: Better hope lil' Lily don't hear y'all say that, or y'all would lose that 'cool aunt' status as quickly as y'all think ya had it.
Val: Pft...she'll figure it out sooner or later...*Glances around slyly* She...isn't around for this right? Like not in ear shot?
Dawn: Unless she was in the room there's little chance she'd hear it. Humans don't seem to have hearing on par with canines.
Val: Phew...I mean...er...I don't care...
Malcolm: See I figured Judy's probably the cool aunt.
Judy: Me? Why me?
Dawn: Well, Lily is talking an awful lot about police work, and law enforcement related topics.
Judy: True, but, isn't Vernon's entire family working in law to some degree?
Dawn: Yes, but you and Vanna are the only female officers she knows.
Vanna: Wouldn't that make me the 'cool' aunt?
Malcolm: Maybe, but Judy is a big city cop. I figure she deals with more serious stuff twice as often as you...
Vanna: I used to be a city cop.
Malcolm: Does Lily know that?
Vanna: Well...no...
Qali: It doesn't matter anyway, she's got her drawing!
Giselle: Just be patient Qali. I imagine we'll all get one sooner or later...
Qali: *Pouts quietly*
Clover: Yes, it's important not to rush the the girl...
Audrey: And even iffin' if y'all don't get a piece o' paper, so what? Y'all know them pups love their aunts, so why are y'all so fixated on getting' drawin's? So y'all can prove it?
Clover: And who are you trying to prove it to?
Vanna: This is what I was telling Zach...
Ada: *Chuckles* Well Zach was always a whiner...o'course it doesn't help dat my Mookie got a picture ahead of him...
Vanna: It definitely made it worse...
Ada: Well here's hopin' ya mate get's a picture of him as da biggest, frilliest King Princess who ever lived. Sometin' that'll make him both proud dat he finally got one, but embarrassed because it makes him look so goily...*Cackles*
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