Zach: I don't think most of us would have a problem with that sorta thang to be honest, Well aside from Yuri...and maybe Wade. *chuckles*
Yuri: Damn right I'd have a problem with it! O'course I probably wouldn't have to worry about talkin' some sense into the boy over it...the problem more than likely solve itself...
Trenton: How's that?
Yuri: The rivalry in Seaotter between cops and firefighters run deep, real deep. So much so that iffin' the police force or firefighter's found out y'all got family in the other profession, they'll actively discourage y'all from joinin' with everything they can legally get away with.
Zach: Not sure I believe that...I mean I know the rivalry is pretty strong over there, what with that debut of yours in the firemam's calendar and all, but that just seems a little out there...
Yuri: Believe what y'all will, but I'm tellin' you they'd turn my boy away in a heartbeat. If not fer havin' a cop in the family then...well...y'know I'm his Pa. *Chuckles* They may not like the SPD, but they especially hate me.
Wade: But let's say, hypothetically speakin', they decided to let him join?
Yuri: Well iffin' that point was the case, I'd try to talk him out o' joinin' them soot shovelers. Iffin' that didn't work, well the boy would have to be a legal adult to join anyway, so he'd also be able to live on his own too.
Wade: You'd kick your son out of the house because you don't like his career choice? Jeeze, and here I thought the way Pa handled Vern was harsh...
Trenton: Don't let Pa hear you say that.
Yuri: Hey, iffin' he's willin' to deal with bein' hazed by firefighter's fer bein' related to police that's his prerogative. I don't need to SFD havin' a direct line to harass the rest of my family through 'em is all...
Wade: They'd really do that?
Yuri: I told ya, that rivalry runs deep. Describin' the relationship between the departments as 'bitter' barely scratches the surface.
Zach: if it's that bad in Seaotter, I can't imagine how bad it is in Zootopia.
Wade: It isn't really that bad honestly. Sure we've got a healthy rivalry goin' between departments but we don't take it home with us...we usually air out our grievances in charity sports games and stuff. O'course...participatin' in the annual inter-department hockey game has certainly gained me some enemies at the Tundratown Fire Department.
Zach: *Laughs* Hoo boy! They let you play in those? As in more than one? After seein' what you can do?
Wade: You know I don't do it on purpose!
Yuri: Alright spill it "Mr. Puck Pelleter", how many TTFD workers did you send to the hospital with them 'laser guided' slapshots o' yers?
Wade: W-well...counting last year's game...er....n-nine...
Trenton: Sweet Sawgrass! Nine!?
Yuri: Shoot, now y'all got me embarrassed. I've only cleaned the clock's of three o' them firefighters over five years durin' our hockey bouts.
Wade: I WAS AIMIN' FER THE GOAL!
Trenton: You always say that, but the puck always seems to have other ideas...
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