Rowan: I mean...it's not often another mammal accidentally or purposely destroys a squirrel's nut cache, *grumbles* but that doesn't really matter all that much when it comes to mammals using the phrase 'busted a nut' around squirrels for the sake of the joke. A joke which at this point I've heard far too many times from both Cameron and Derrick.
Cameron: What? It's funny.
Derrick: It is pretty damn funny.
Rowan: It's old is what it is. And honestly, it's something I'd expect of Derrick, but not you Cameron.
Cameron: Oh come on... it's harmless fun...
Derrick: And coming from a stick in the mud like Cam, that's gotta mean something! *Laughs*
Cameron: In Derrick's case, Rowan even sets him up for opportunities to say it.
Derrick: Yeah, since chubs is too cheap to buy a nutcracker, he'll ask me to crack open a few of the more troublesome nuts with my hooves.
Cameron: At that point, it's impossible to resist making the joke.
Derrick: I see it as payment for my services thank you very much.
Rowan: Alright! Enough already! I'm sorry I even agreed to answer this question...Saint Hazel please...can we just forget about this?
Cameron:...
Derrick: ...
Rowan: ...
Cameron: Alright Rowan, jeez...we were just having some fun...no need to...
Rowan: *Glares at Cameron* DON'T!
Cameron: Bust a nut over it...
Derrick: *Lets out a whinnying laugh and a snort*
Cameron:*Chuckles Smugly*
Rowan: That's it, you're both fired. I forgot we don't employ thirteen-year-olds...
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