Vernon: Y'all think I know? A mammal picks up a pair o' glasses and suddenly I gotta hear I'm a DILF all the sudden. *chuckles* Makes me feel old.
Dawn: Probably because you've heard the other girls refer to your father as a Dilf... and honestly, it's not a bad thing.
Vernon: Just the other gals huh?
Dawn: *Sweats slightly* W-well...I mean he is... rather handsome...
Vernon: Okay, first off gross. And secondly, what makes me a 'Dilf' anyway?
Dawn: Well, you are a father now. I mean, that's the entry-level requirement for Dilf status.
Vernon: Is that all it really takes?
Dawn: Well...no...I think it's more than that...Although...I don't exactly know how to begin explaining it...
Ada: Seein' a guy playin' wit and takin' care of his pups, dere's no bigger toin' on for a goil lookin' to settle down.
Vanna: Only if it's clear that he's a good father of course. It kind of takes away from any sort of...Dilf vibes when a father clearly can't handle his kittens, or is far too rough with them...
Ada: Also...dey get dat kinda...like...dey get just a lil' chunky, but like in a fit way, ya knows?
Qali: You're talking about that 'Dad bod?'. I can't lie, Dad bods can be pretty yummy.
Ada: And duh glasses just add to it. *Chuckles* I know it sounds cheesy, but it makes yas look more mature. It all gives ya da look of like, 'perfect mate and Dad material.'
Malcolm: It just exudes this whole 'I'm stable and reliable energy. Somethin' that tells gals...and guys *Chuckles* that yer' in it fer the long haul.
Dawn: Ladies, before you get too thirsty, please remember that's my Dad bod your talking about. I put a ring on that for a reason *Giggles*
Vernon: Y'know gals, I'm still here right? Yer talkin' like I ain't exactly in the room anymore.
Dawn: Well, you did want an explanation as to what exactly makes a Dilf, and I don't think the girls could have explained it much better than that. *Giggles*
Ada: And no worries dere Vern, we ain't gonna be makin' any moves on ol' Plushes property anytime soon. Sides' youse is like a brudder to us.
Qali: We've got our own Dilf's in training to take care of...*Giggles*
Ada: Mhh...I'll agree wit dat...if Papa Hunta is any indication, Yuri is gonna toin' out to be a real fine Dilf in his own right...if I can only get him to tide me already!
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