Yuri: HA! look at you gettin' punted by that pipsqueak! And here I thought you was made of sterner stuff there Wade!
Wade: Hey, that Rabbit packs a punch! It was like being kicked by a kangaroo!
Yuri: Y'all don't need to puff up her ego fer me Wade, y'all can be straight, y'all took a dive to give the cute lil' bunny some confidence.
Wade: I wish I could say that...y'know she ko'd a rhino? I heard about it from some of her former police academy classmates. Can y'all imagine? A bunny takin' out a rhino?
Yuri: I can't believe that...period. Nor can I believe one of my blood brothers actually got toppled by a cottontail. I mean, I'm watchin' it again, and I still can't believe it.
Wade: I think that gal picked the wrong job. She shoulda become a professional kick boxer! She'd probably make it to the Animalympics with that kinda talent!
Yuri: They wouldn't let her fight outside 'er weightclass even if she did. Safety protocols and weight divisions and all that...still iffin' they did, I'd pay to see it...especially if she was fightin' you again...I'd love to see ya get yer hide tanned by a lil' bunny rabbit live and in person.
Wade: *huffs* maybe you should try taking her on before you go on puttin' me down. You'll see there's a lot more kick in that little rabbit than ya think...
Yuri: No thank ya. Unlike you, I wouldn't hold back, and I ain't interested in sendin' a little bunny to the morgue because she wanted to tangle with a real wolf.
Yuri: Not...A...Word...
Wade: All I'm going to say is...Ada's big sister works in wrestling right? Maybe you should put Judy in touch...
Yuri: *grumbling* Kickin' ina boxin' match shoulda been ground fer disqualification...
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