Vernon: Oh yeah, all her uncles have had tea with her at some point er' another, although not all of 'em were as open to gettin' fully gussied up fer it as me and Yuri were...
Yuri: Yeah, you owe me fer that...
Vernon: I didn't ask y'all to do it! Sides', you know as well as I do that Lily woulda' been happy just havin' tea with her favorite uncle ov-opp...*Vernon clasps a paw over his muzzle*
Yuri: *A wide toothy smile spreads across his maw* I'm her favorite huh? Well I- *laughs, turning his gaze away from Vernon clearly trying to play it cool and failing* I mean...*Snorts* she's a smart pup sh-*sighs and rolls his eyes* That pup has me wrapped around her little fingers...I'd do anythin' to get her to smile...
Vernon: Please don't tell the others...
Yuri: I ain't promisin' nothin'...I'll try...but I ain't promisin' nothin'...
Vernon: Thanks...and...I'm glad your niece means that much to you...
Yuri: Pft...hell all yer pups do...I love 'em to death. Now can we change the subject back to clownin' on the rest of our family who got all gussied up in princess clothes?
Vernon: Well, that'd be Xavier and Malcolm, Wade, and Pa....
Yuri: Rut me! *laughs* I forgot Pa dressed up. Please tell me someone caught that on camera!
Vernon: On Ma's furbook. *Smirks*
Yuri: *Laughing and weezing* W-where, Where did he even get that thang!? It looks fancy...like it's a real dress and not a costume.
Vernon: It actually is a real dress. It was in the attic...one o' ma's 'renaissance festival' get-ups fer when she's gotta work the stall at that one that rolls through town every year.
Yuri: Aw damn, yeah I remember those...Ma makes those huge honkin' roasted turkey legs...only reason worth goin' to one of those fru-fru thangs...well that, and iffin' Pa wore this to the next one. *Laughs* But hey, I thought you said they was havin' a tea party?
Vernon: Well, they was. Ma had to go teach a cookin' class at the rec center and left Pa to look after Lily while me and the Misses were takin' Alice and Trevor to some after-school club stuff. But PC got out, and they was forced to go fer a lil' ride along to go find her stop her from causin' trouble fer the neighbors.
Yuri: *Snrk* And he kept the dress on the whole time? Why?
Vernon: *Chuckles* Lily told Pa it would 'every moment spent changin' clothes PC was gettin' farther and farther away'!' *Shakes Head* He tried to argue, but she said they was "Burnin' precious time!"so the ol' mam' folded...
Yuri: *Cackles* There was a sight fer the neigh- wait...what er'...what is that thang spillin' outta Pa's top?
Vernon: *Snrk* Cantaloupes.
Yuri: *Coughing with laughter* P-Pa went all out huh? Wew...*Wipes tear from eye.*
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