Bogo: *Presses a hoof to his forehead* FINE! Fine...yes, my mate is a doe...
Joyce: You make it sound like you're embarrassed to introduce me...
Bogo: *Huffs* I want to protect you, you and our calfs...
Joyce: *Glares at her mate* Oh? And I can't handle myself?
Bogo: *Slightly flustered* I-well...*Coughs* I just...I'm not embarrassed my Forest Lily...I just... This is a very public forum these mammals are asking from and...I wanted to protect our family's right to privacy.
Joyce: Relax Boogie...I understand. I'm not upset *Lisa wraps an arm around her mate's waist and hugs him from the side* But you can be a little overprotective sometimes, you know that?
Bogo: *Huffs* I have made a number of enemies in my time at the ZPD...it's not an unrealistic fear that they may try to hurt you or the calf's to get to me.
Joyce: Well it's not like I'll be reading off my address, workplace and hours, and social security number. *Giggles*
Bogo: *Sighs* I suppose...
Joyce: *Ribs Bogo playfully.* So are you going to introduce me or what, big guy?
Bogo: *Blushes slightly* *Cough* Right, *Ahem* I'd like to introduce you to Joyce Bogo my mate.
Joyce: *Smirks* A pleasure to meet Dawn and Vernon's audience...As my mate said, I'm Joyce Bogo. I'm a Doe, a mother to three wonderful adopted children, *Flashes Bogo a sly smirk* And one very protective mate.
Bogo: *Coughs* Yes...well...
Joyce: I'm also a soccer coach, or football coach if you prefer. I started doing it for our calfs, but really enjoyed it, so I still do it part-time. But my primary job is 'self-defense' instructor.
Bogo: So between the two of us...I'd think twice about trying anything...
Joyce: We also have life firearms in the house...so, keep that in mind as well...
Bogo: She's better with a pistol than I am. *Chuckles*
Joyce: I still can't best Clawhauser though, his shooting is immaculate *Giggles*
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