Vanna: I think we've already established that I've at least met one of Myra's co-stars...
Myra: UGH! You're never going to let me live that down are you? *Shakes head* He was a nice guy!
Vanna: He was a PORN STAR!
Myra: *Rolls eyes* You're just like Mom and Dad sometimes I swear! It's legitimate work! *Snorts* Seriously, do you all just look down your snout at me? Does my line of work make me 'tainted' somehow?
Vanna: *Sigh* We've been over this Myra, you're free to work whatever kind of job you want to work...if you enjoy what you do...it shouldn't matter what how I feel...
Myra: But you still don't li-!
Vanna: What I don't like has very little to do with your job...Y-*Blushes* Look, I'm very...traditional...and you're very...VERY open...
Myra: *Places a paw on her hip, quirking a brow* So?
Vanna: *Slaps paw to her forehead* Okay, so while you're okay with being sexually open and free, I'm not...which is why I couldn't have seriously dated a porn star...
Myra: *Eye's light up in realization* OOOOhhhh....You don't want to share!
Vanna: *Sighs, shaking her head* Sure...I wanted a traditional marriage and a mate who would be faithful to me and me alone. Naturally, with a porn star, I'd...I mean...he'd go to work and sleep with other girls or guys as part of his job...I couldn't...*Shakes head dismissively* I couldn't deal with that.
Myra: Yeesh...fine, fine. *Chuckles* That's all you had to say you know. No need to complicate the whole thing Lil' Sis. At least I can respect that answer.
Vanna: As for Myra's other co-stars, I've only met a majority of them in passing. Myra's only lived in Zootopia for a little over a year now, so before that we almost never saw each other, and thus there weren't a lot of opportunities to meet her co-stars...*Winces* And even then...
Myra: It's okay Vanna, I know you aren't comfortable at those sorts of... meet-ups.
Vanna: Though I did recently meet...I forgot their names...Wilfred Wolfhard and Wooly Muffs...*Sighs* Though I'm sure that's not their real names.
Myra: Yeah, they're shooting that 'Predator Seeking Prey' 'parody as Pawn HellLeather and Virile Rumper over in Sahara Square. *Chuckles* Say, have you asked Dawn and Vernon if they'd be willing to meet them? Wilfred and Wooly are big fans...They'd die to get autographs.
Vanna: *Shakes head, clasping a paw to her forehead* Sweet Sawgrass...
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