Vernon: Well,
technically this here's my second father's day. Got to experience my
first one last year just around the time we found out my Honey Lamb
was carryin' Paige. O' course, I didn't exactly know much about
celebratin' Father's day from the Pa's side of thangs and all, and
with everythin' that was goin' on at the time it was a kinda a subtler
celebration.
Dawn: With
Ulric and Honey in jail in Norwulff, and me spending a few days in the hospital
while they continued to run tests on me, Vernon didn't get the
father's day he deserved. Granted, I had been putting plans together
with the pups to surprise Vernon, but...well...those kinda changed
during the chaos of that few weeks.
Vernon: Aw hush
now Honey Lamb, it was more than fine. I mean, what better present
could a Pa possibly ask fer than knowin' his mate is carryin' his
pup. Havin' a nice hospital cafeteria dinner together and gettin'
gifts from my pups was more than fine considerin' the circumstances.
Dawn:
Thankfully, this year we got to make up for it big time. Our pups and
I brought my Puppy Love breakfast in bed.
Vernon: Y'all
really pulled out the stop with that one. That stack o' pancakes was
as big as Paige.
Dawn: *Giggles*
Well, it was two father's day breakfast's worth after all.
Vernon: Still,
I only got one stomach. *Chuckles* The me from a year weren't still
hungry fer the meal he missed.
Dawn: Later in
the day we ate at the Grazer's Green, And Allison, Edison and I gave
him his Father's Day gifts.
Vernon:
*Chuckles* Yep, I got a great MASA tie from Edison, and a fancy wolf
coffee mug from Alli, the 'traditional' Pa's Day gifts as my own Pa
warned me about.
Dawn: *Giggles*
Puppy, don't say that. You might discourage our pups.
Vernon: Hey, I
love those gifts! But my Pa did predict purty well what I'd be
gettin'. *Laughs* Only thing I didn't get was a new tool set.
Dawn: Well...I
hope my and Paige's present defied his predictions.
Vernon:
*Laughs* Ah yes, I love my new sheep bandanna. I'm keen on wearin' it
as much as I possibly can.
Dawn: Of
course, that was only part of my present. Thee other half
came...later...
Vernon: And so
did I. *Chuckles*
Dawn: Puppy!
Shush! *Blushes.
Vernon: What?
Ain't like we off handly mentioned doin' that a bunch o' times on
this thang. We're still young after all... Sides', what better way to
celebrate the six month anniversary of gettin' my plumbin' all
stopped up with a vasectomy then givin' it the ol' thorough 'stress
test' to make sure it's still holdin' in place.
Dawn:
*Giggling* *Intense Blushing*
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