Ask the BellHunters

Hello, I'm Dawn Hunter-Bellwether...er, formerly Dawn Bellwether if you didn't recognize the added surname. And before you ask, yes 'that' Dawn Bellwether. Ex-Assistant Mayor, Ex-Mayor, Ex-Criminal Mastermind (Reformed thank you very much), City Savior, Controversial Author, and Predator/Prey relationship advocate. I'm also, as you probably guess by the hyphenated last name, married, and happily so to my mate Vernon Hunter, a gray wolf. I'm also a mother to three wonderful pups, something I never thought I'd ever have the chance to be! But, lamb sakes, I've gushed enough about myself here without explaining exactly what this blog is for. You see, after the release of my book “Predator Seeking Prey”, our little family started to get a lot of public attention again, and with it came a lot of question from curious mammals and other pred/prey couples from all over Animalia. My best friend and mate Vernon thought it would be a good idea to deal with these questions directly by opening a sort of blog/forum and taking those questions about our lives directly. Since then, I'd like to say our little blog has been quite successful, with even members of our family and friend circle pitching in and taking a few questions as well. So with all that said., please feel free to Ask Away!


Oh, and also, feel free to check our old location for previous asks until we can get a better archive system in place!


The original Ask Dawn And Vern Tumblr! This blog is a continuation/reboot of the "AskDawnAndVern" tumblr, as I am permanently locked out of the Tumblr at present.

https://askdawnandvern.tumblr.com/


(Blog Author Note: This blog is based on the fanfiction “The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether” as well as it's pseudo-sequel “A Lamb Among Wolves”. If you haven't read them, it'll probably help you better understand what's going on here if you do. I'll link both stories below. Oh Also, I'm open to questions as well. Simply direct “Author” emails to “WastedTime” when composing them. And before I forget, I have a Patreon! Five dollars gets you access to in progress fics, Ask priority, and art previews of both SFW and NSFW art. Of course, even a dollar would help. Seriously, it's how I keep projects like this alive.


The Rehabilitation of Dawn Bellwether:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11999389/1/The-Rehabilitation-of-Dawn-Bellwether

A Lamb Among Wolves:

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12364172/1/A-Lamb-Among-Wolves


Wasted Time's Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/wastedtimeee


And Finally, Please Submit your asks to this email address!
Submit Asks Here!

If the link doesn't work for you, send those emails to "Wastedtimeee@Askthebellhunters.com"

Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Good Ol' Fashioned Hopp's Family Shotgun Wedding




Nick: Well, the odds of me putting a bun in the bun's oven are extremely low.

Judy: Though not impossible!

Nick: Well, it isn't the kind of odds I'd be taking if I was going to spend a day betting at the Oasis Hotel and Casino that's for sure. As for whether ol' Mam' Hopp's would wedge a shotgun between my shoulder blades over defying the laws of nature...well...I don't want to stereotype but...

Judy: Oh no, he would. He absolutely would. He's done it before, with seven or eight of my sisters.

Nick: Wait? What!? You're serious!?

Judy: Oh deadly serious. He's got a special shotgun specifically for weddings. With a white wood polished stock and everything.

Nick: I er...um....*Begins to sweat* Mam', I better be more careful from here on out then. *Sighs* I'm going to miss not using condoms.

Judy: What about those steep odds?

Nick: You said it yourself Carrots. Steep, but not impossible. And knowing that Ol' Mam' Hopps threatening to mount me in his study is on the table, I'd like to keep those odds as low as I possibly can.

Judy: Well, if you want to obliterate those odds altogether, putting a ring on this paw would spare you two barrels aimed at the back from 'Ol' Mam Hopps'.

Nick: Ugh, not you too. I get enough of this from my Mom as it is...

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