Broomie: Not to sound like I'm trying to brag or anything, but...I mean....my family used to live in Italamb. Like, my grandparents did. So my family has always been big on the Italamb cuisine.
Vernon: I remember Broom's parent's place always smelled like a pizzeria. *Chuckles*
Broomie: Needless to say, Tomato and Mozerella salad was a staple recipe in my house, and it's always been one of my favorites. Squid ink pasta? Eh, less so...
Gus: Yeah, that on seems kinda iffy to me...the idea of eating something soaked in 'ink' isn't all that appealing.
Broomie: My granddad loved the stuff. I think he was the only one in the family that did, that's why he made it.
Joel: I like Squid Ink Pasta. Granted I'd be lying if I said I had tried it before watching Jo-Jo. There's this great little Itailian Restuarant in Downtown Zootopia called Ratatioulle's that makes classic Shrewcilian style cuisine for an average sized mammals hunger.
Broomie: An 'Itailian' place? Bleh...
Joel: What?
Broomie: Itailian cuisine is not comparable to Italamb cuisine. Everyone knows their...hygiene habit when it comes to their kitchens is sub-par.
Joel: Ooh, Sounds like someone's being speciest. *Chuckles* What, you're saying just because rats made it, it's unhygienic?
Broomie: Sorry, it's just...y'know. Old blood feuds die hard. We Italamb's are a very proud people, and there's no way Italamb's cast off's could do better than true Italamb's when it comes to food.
Gus: Yeesh, a century since the split at the Ratican line, and a continent away for good measure and there's still no room for discussion eh?
Broomie: C'mon, you guys have all eaten at my parent's place! You know it's better food!
Joel: Hmm...maybe that's why you didn't like Squid Ink Pasta...*Chuckles* Maybe if you tasted some made by the true masters of the craft, you'd-
Broomie: There is not a Plague-Rat alive who could out-cook Grandma Broomie! Hooves down!
Vernon: Yeesh....remind me never to introduce y'all to my co-worker...
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