Dorian: I dunno what yer talkin' about. *Chuckles*
Zach: Yeah, I dunno what town blotter y'all read, but most o' them...er...'baseball' incidents were....misreported.
Dorian: Turns out that there was one o' them meteor showers that day. And what most folks don't know is that some o' them little buggers can actually make it to the surface...
Zach: Ulric said that...I think.
Dorian: But iffin' yer concerned I can safely assure y'all that after a thorough investigation we at the North Meadowlands Police Department have confirmed that the source of the so-called rash o' 'baseball beanin's' was from said meteor shower. So there ain't no...'baseball bandit' as some of the townfolks were mutterin' about. That's just the usual small-town rumor mill workin' as y'all would expect.
Zach: Open and shut case really...
Dorian: How is yer paw by the way Vanna? From the...er'...meteor I mean...
Vanna: Well I can feel my paw pad again, so that's something.
Dorian: Good, good...*chuckles* glad to hear it. was worried that y'all got hit-er' scalded enough to damage some nerves....from handlin' the hot meteor I mean.
Zach: Speakin' of them meteors...I just...er' wanna give y'all a heads up that there may be another er...'random' meteor shower come this Saturday...
Dorian: Fer about three hours...between two and five o'clock....maybe longer iffin' it goes into extra innings...
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