Vanna: Ugh...As much as I'm loathed to talk about such things, yes...Myra tried to push a couple of her co-stars on me while I still lived in San Furnando. Naturally, I always said no when I knew exactly where she was pulling prospective dates from. But when she started out she... liked to leave the 'they were one of my co-stars' part out of the pitch.
Zach: That musta been kinda embarassin'.
Vanna: Tell me about it. I was barely eighteen, I had never even been on a date during my entire time in high school.
Zach: That's ridiculous, I can't imagine anyone passin' up bein' with a fine feline like you my Kitten.
Vanna: *Blushes* Aww...Goofball, you're too sweet. But it's true. I was already pretty shy growing up, and I kind of...intimidated most guys.
Zach: Aww....
Vanna: So naturally I felt kinda relieved and hopeful when my sister started trying to set me up. At the time, she hadn't shared with the family that she was acting in....adult features, so I had absolutely nothing to go on.
Zach: How'd she manage to cover that up?
Vanna: She told us she was a personal trainer. *Scratches head awkwardly.* It was a fairly convincing act, I mean she'd come home ragged and tired looking, and she'd smell. Of course, at the time I wasn't very familiar with mating pheromones, so I just thought it was a weird mixture of BO and perfume. Unlike you and the other Hunters, I kinda had to grow into my police instincts to see through total bull stories like that one.
Zach: I don't think I woulda' been able to put that together at that age. I probably woulda' been too naive myself. I had girlfriends, but I only ever really got as far as kissin' back when I was in high school. But anyway, so...yer first date was with one of Myra's co-stars?
Vanna: Unfortunately yes. It was really disheartening too, because he seemed so nice...I mean he was nice. He was actually a real gentlmam'... right up until he decided to share his 'demo reel' with me.
Zach: Wait, on a date? Like in public?
Vanna: *Nods* Right in the middle of the coffee shop, with the sound muted. Up until that point he mentioned he acted, but I had no idea what he meant. I was so horrified, mortified really. I had to politely excuse myself and rush right out of the coffee shop because I just couldn't handle it.
Zach: Aw Kitten, that sounds horrible...
Vanna: And I was so livid at Myra. Not only because I was pretty horrified to find out my sister was an adult actress, but I thought that she thought so little of me. It was like, 'oh my little sister just needs a good rut to break out of her shell.' I really hated her for a while after that. But after a while I realized her intentions were entirely well-meaning, if seriously off the mark.
Zach: Wait, did he say Myra was an adult actress too? How'd y'all find out.
Vanna: Ugh...*Shakes her head* Because Myra featured prominently on his demo reel.
Zach: Yeesh...that's...pretty bad, not gonna lie.
Vanna: Needless to say I saw way more of my sister than day than I ever wanted to.
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