Ulric: Me and Honey argue about this one all the time! Becaus-
Honey: Because I think sometimes famous mammals just die, and the general public wants them to be alive so badly they make up theories and make fake footage to try to prove they are alive somewhere.
Ulric: Pft...that's such a reductive way of looking at things, especially if you don't know what I know!
Honey: Tell them what you know then genius.
Ulric: Okay, so...my running theory here is that really famous and important mammals, like Tupacca, JFK, Elviss, Micheal Jackleson, all of them, they're being entered into some sort of program to preserve their consciousness, right? So the government-
Honey: Which government now?
Ulric: The one world government! The one that secretly controls everything, right? So the government is stockpiling these guys DNA and consciousness, i.e. souls, in order to replicate them upon the date of their death!
Honey: Explain replicate.
Ulric: They clone them! Raise them under new names and identities, and when they reach a prime age, their consciousness, i.e. soul is put back into them! They've got a whole school full of these clones in a secret town somewhere in Cowlifornia, just waiting to be activated.
Honey: Once again, Clone High was a cartoon Ully...a CARTOON!
Ulric: It was a blatant signal of truth! Blaring like a beacon in the night! Like lupa over a field of snow! They were rubbing in our faces what they were actually doing, muddying the waters by making the concept seem comical!
Honey: It was funny...especially the Joan of Bark and Abe Lincowln stuff...
Ulric: SEE!
Honey: Okay, well even so...if tupacca was cloned...and was a literal cria for like...two decades, then how would he supposedly be releasing music?
Ulric: Ah, well see that touches on the other part of my theory. Basically, those consciousness I mentioned early are not inert, or in stasis. They are all on individual computers where they can continue to produce content.
Honey: So your theory is that...Tupacca is currently an AI that records and releases new records?
Ulric: Well, he doesn't release them, his lable does...I mean...it makes the most sense...to me anyway.
Honey: Of course it does honey, of course it does.
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