Vernon: Does my experience count in this here discussion?
Zach: The fact that y'all were oblivious to the existence of stuff like this in middle and high school don't count fer squat...
Vernon: An 'espionage club', really? I still can't believe anyone would cook up somethin' like that...
Gus: Realistically it's just a fancy name for what was ostensivley 'puzzle solving club'. Espionage Club just sounds cooler.
Vernon: *Glares at Gus*
Gus: What? I already told you I almost joined...but founding the BnB club was a task in and of itself, I didn't have time for any other clubs.
Dorian: It's what I'd expect out of an inner city school...although it still goes on out her in the country...that kinda stuff I mean...I just don't think it's as prevalent.
Vernon: Which is why we're lookin' into movin'....
Yuri: Please, that ain't gonna matter Vern. We all know this already, so why don't you? Trouble follows that lil' gal...You could move her all the way into the mountains and home school her exclusively and she'd manage to stumble onto an illegal coca leaf farm while playin' outside...if you pick up and move, that stuff is just gonna tag along fer the ride...*Chuckles*
Vernon: *Groans* Sometimes I really hate you Yuri...
Yuri: Hate me? Er' hate that I'm right?
Vernon: *huffs* Hate that yer right...
Wade: As fer what kinda techniques she picked up from us...I mean she picked up lots o' little stuff from all of us before Vernon put a cap on us talkin' police business around her...which, by the way, how's that workin' out?
Vernon: It hasn't helped much at all iffin' I'm bein' honest...*The wolf sighs, his tail and ears sagging sharply.*
Wade: I had a feelin'...
Zach: But the mammal she squeezed the most out of in terms of police techniques would be Pa...and to be fair, even what she picked up from us was stuff we learned from him so...
Dorian: Yeah, I didn't teach her that haymaker takedown though...I'm purty sure that was all Yuri...
Yuri: Well, iffin' I'm bein honest I picked that up from Ada's sister...*Chuckles*, although she was playin' her wrestler character at the time...Damn that was a great match...
Vernon: That's not the only move she picked up from one o' you...Dawn showed me some cuttin' room floor clips last week, and damned if I didn't see my lil' miss and her friend Paul sparrin', and she up and goes and pulls some sand out of her pocket and throws it in his eyes!
Zach: *Laughs* Rut me, no way!
Wade: Was Paul hurt?
Vernon: Naw, he was wearin' some of those science class goggles...he was fine...but they were literally practicin' deployin' 'pocket sand'. *Shakes head*
Yuri: See, that's what happens when y'all force us to shut our traps about somethin' yer pup is interested in...she ends up copyin' her Uncle Ully out o 'desperation...
Zach: Desperation er' not, I can't argue it ain't an effective tactic...*Chuckles*
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