Gazelle: Generally my Finny prefers to duck out of my concerts at the Mystic Springs, or the Mystic Shoals...he isn't as...comfortable being nude around other mammals as I am.
Finn: Hey, I'm fine with us being naked in the privacy of our own home, especially you babe. *Chuckles*
Gazelle: *Giggles, waving Finnick off with a paw.* Dirty thoughts Mi pequeño amor! I can see them behind those little eyes of yours. Already scheming are you?
Finn: *Laughs* I could be...
Gazelle: Still, I don't know why you are so uncomfortable about nudity at the resort...everyone is naked, so it is not just some sort of low-brow peep show. That's not what those mammals are there for!
Finn: That's the problem! *Coughs awkwardly* I mean, not the peep show thing...more so the fact that everyone's naked...
*Gazelle tilts her head slightly as she eyes the diminutive fox, clearly confused.*
Gazelle: Ahh...wait, is this a....size thing? *Her eyes dart down to Finnick's waist to make clear what she means by 'size'.* Because I don't think you really have to worry about that...even for a mammal of your size you are-.
*Finnick crosses his arms and huffs*
Finn: Mam', I'm not hung up on that kinda junk! I just-! Look, if you know what I go through in the ZPD locker rooms and showers you'll know why I'd prefer not to extend any of that to what I'd consider 'leisure time'.
Gazelle: Aaahhhh...*She says, her tone one of sudden realization* Yes, I nearly forgot about the...discomfort of being at the height of most other male mammals...well...
Finn: It's a forest of dicks Gabbi, just dicks staring you down...and that's just a few officers, not a packed sweaty spa waiting with bated breath for you to perform. So my choices are to stay your purse puppy while you do the meet and greets, or having to worry about being forced to play limbo or get poked in the head or eye er' somethin...
Gazelle: *Giggles* Alright, alright Mi pequeño amor, I see your plight. *Scooping Finnick into her arms, she nuzzles the surly little tod affectionately.* While I will miss having you around at those shows, I'm more than happy to give my handsome hunk of police mammal some exclusive 'make-up' performances just for him...
Finn: Now we're talkin'. *Chuckles*
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