Judy: *Huffs, blushing intensely* That's...really rude! Just going and asking a doe something like that!
Nick: *Opens his muzzle, only for Judy to stare daggers at him*
Judy: NICK, DON'T, EVEN-!
Nick: *Holds up his paws defensively.* Hey, hey, relax, relax Jude. I wasn't going to out you or anything...
Judy: DON'T PHRASE IT LIKE THAT! NOW YOU MADE IT SOUND LIKE I WAS A VI-I! *Judy places her head in her paws and groans*
Nick: I'll keep this as clean as I can and tell you there's two competing stereotypes when it comes to bunny bumpkins. One is the very conservative, wait-till-marriage types who believe holding paws is considered first base. And then there's the second group who says all that same stuff, and sleeps with half the bucks in town on the sly.
Judy: You're making it worse! *Judy groans, muffled through her paws.*
Nick: Now with Judy, I'll just say I was not her first, but I'm in the low single digits...*Quirks a brow* Is that safe to say? Or is that too much?
Judy: *Her head remains buried in her paws* I-I dunno...*Huffs*
Nick: What if I reveal my body count? Will that help?
Judy: *Says nothing, but nods into her paws.*
Nick: *Pulls Judy into as side hug, petting her head as she switches to burying her face into his chest, the tod shakes his head* I'm three, counting Judy. *Feigns a look of surprise* Shocking I know, scandalous even. A handsome tod like me with such a low count? Surely I should have been drowning in-
Judy: *Bumps Nick with her head softly, letting out a clearly irritated grumble*
Nick: *Nick chuckles* Sorry, I know, laying it on thick... *Shakes head* Really though, I've always been a romantic at heart that took the whole dating scene very seriously. That's mostly my Mom's fault. Even though my Dad died when I was very little, they were always so happy together. And even after he was taken from us, my Mom never really stopped loving him. *Shrugs* I guess...I dunno, that inspired me as a kit. I wanted what they had, and so I didn't-...*Sighs, running a paw through his head fur* Of the many foxish traits I leaned into in life, being a serial date, rut and dumper wasn't my style. Which I'll have you know was quite hard at times. *Chuckles* Being a charmer wasn't simply a fox trait I leaned into in order to take advantage of others, I'm just naturally charming.
Judy: *Her snickering is muffled, and while she doesn't pull her head out of his chest, she wraps her arms around him, hugging him tightly.*
Nick: What!? I am. *Laughs* Charmed you didn't I?
Judy: *Finally pulls head out of Nick's chest* More like wore me down Slick...*Laughs*
Nick: *Feigns offense* Carrots, honestly. You're own mate swoops in to stand up for you, and you mock him for it...for shame...I am wounded Carrots. *Draps paw over his eyes and leans back dramatically.* Stabbed in the back with a Carrot shaped knife!
Judy: *Ribs the tod in his side while chuckling* Knock off the schtick Slick. You're only amusing yourself.
Nick: *Laughs* Why can't I amuse myself? Besides, you laughed.
Judy: *Rolls eyes*
Nick: I will say, Judy was my first in terms of going outside of my species..so technically I was a virgin there.
Judy: *Elbows him harder, flashing him a glare* NICK! Shush!
Nick: *Quirks a brow* What!? It's true, why is that- Oh...did you think I was imply-...?
Judy: *Clasps paws over Nick's muzzle* Shhh! Garret listens to the podcast, I don't want that getting back to him or Sha-...*Judy's ears flatten, and she withdraws her paws only to clasp them over her own muzzle*
Nick: Oh...You thought I was talking about...no, no Carrots...I was just talking about me, I wasn't even thinking about your first time...
Judy: *Looks horrified, blushing and sweating heavily* S-Sweet cheese and crackers! Delete this! Nick how do you delete the file!? Is it this button!?
Nick: No...that would be the send button...
JUDY: NOOOOOOO! It can't send while it's Rec-?
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