Question 1; The Last Wish
Vernon: The pups liked it...
Dawn: *Swats Vernon playfully* You teared up, don't lie...
Gus: I teared up. *Chuckles* It was a surprisingly moving kids movie all things considered. Better than I expected from anything related to Shrek at this point.
Melanie: It was- honestly I had totally written off that franchise off after part two. So I was surprised.
Vernon: I don't think it touched the Pups the same way though...I'm purty sure Edi kept rollin' his eyes to the point they was liable to roll right out of his head.*Shakes head*
Gus: Well you have to really go for the gut with little kids. Lest we forget movies like "The Land Before Time" or "A North Mammalian Tail"
*Vernon and Dawn visibly Cringe*
Vernon: Oh gods, where Littlefoot's mother dies? *Shakes head* I was inconsolable fer weeks when I first saw that movie...
Dawn: The Cat attack scene in "North Mammlian Tail" is still embedded in my nightmares...*Shudders*
Melanie: *Rubs uppers arms, clearly uncomfortable* Gods, those movies... No wonder we're all so messed up...
Gus: Speak for yourself. Those movies proved we're made of sterner stuff than today's kids...We need to go back to those kinda kids movies, where the creator doesn't underestimate the emotional maturity alot of kids have...
Vernon: Really Gus?
Gus: What? When given the choice between those and the garbage they pump out for kids these days, which would you rather choose?
Vernon: *Winces* Alright...fair point...
Question 2; Lego Games
Gus: I've played Lego Star Wolves. Fun game series...oh, that and the Lego movie game.
Vernon: Nah, no interest. I preferred playin' with actual Lego's as a pup...
Gus: Not surprising coming from the architect. *Chuckles*
Melanie: *Shrugs* I liked the Lego movie game, but generally I can't get into 'Lego' games...
Dawn: Why is that?
Melanie: This is going to sound...*Shakes head* Really dumb and nitpicky, but like...*Sighs* It always really bugged me that only the characters and the stuff you could interact with were made of legos, but then the wider scene was just...like, not legos at all. The Lego movie and in-universe Lego games are the only ones I can think of that have the entire world made of Legos...
Vernon: Yer...right, that is purty nitpicky...
Melanie: IT BUGGED ME OKAY!? It's not consistent!
Gus: *Chuckles* Welcome to my world guys.
Melanie: It clashes! My brain can't rationalize it...
Vernon: It does beg the question as to why not just make the whole world in each game lego too though...I guess it's harder? *Shrugs*
Gus: More likely the devs are lazy and cheap...*Chuckles*
Dawn: my only experience with Lego games was the Lego Harry Otter games, and...I can't really complain. They were what I expected as a lamb. Funny and fun to play...*Is quiet for a moment*
Melanie: You're thinking about how in the Harry Otter Lego game, the world isn't Lego, but the characters and stuff are now aren't you?
Dawn: *Shakes head* I am, and I hate that it's bothering me...
Melanie: And now you'll all be thinking it from now on. *Cackles maniacally* Welcome to MY world now!
Question 3 (20 Years Later) ; Marian and Melody's Dad
Melody: I love my Dad! He's awesome!
Marian: Pft...He's alright...
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