Dawn: Vernon and I are at...a bit of an impasse when it comes to that particular 'what if'. While I'm not sure exactly what kind of... I don't like to use the word punishment...'scolding' maybe? Definitely a stern talking too. But honestly, I'm not entirely sure what would be the best approach to instill in our pups that it's a dangerous and dirty habit. But Vernon...well...
Vernon: Alright, hear me out. I think if we catch any of the pups smokin', we make 'em smoke a full pack.
Dawn: Vernon no! That's terribly irresponsible, and it's unsafe!
Vernon: It's how my Pa handled it! He caught Yuri tryin' to puff up a storm behind the barn and made him smoke a whole pack full o' Paw Mauls.
Dawn: Puppy...
Vernon: What? It worked? Granted Yuri threw up a few times, but he hasn't smoked since! And that's sayin' somethin'! You know what a difficult pup he was!
Dawn: Puppy, that's cruel and unusual, even if this is Yuri we're talking about! Do you really want to put your lambs through something like that? To make them throw up? And who knows what kind of damage that would do to their lungs!
Vernon:*Wincing* Well....er....now that y'all frame it like that...
Dawn: How else am I supposed to frame it? I...*sigh* I'm sorry if I sound like I'm overreacting...It's just...I mean you know what my father was like...
Vernon: I k-know Honey Lamb...I guess I didn't see it that way...I mean...I guess it seemed harmless growin' up...maybe more so cause it weren't happenin' to me.
Dawn: Well...I mean...It isn't on par with what my father did...I just...I don't want to risk traumatizing our lambs. They already have enough on their plate as it is coming from a mixed family, the last thing they need is to be hashing out 'the time their parents made them smoke a whole carton of cigarettes' to their therapist someday.
Vernon: Well, we can ask around fer ideas on how to handle it. Maybe get some feedback from our friends, er' yer mom, or therapist...and then we can just...pray we never have to cross that bridge...
Dawn: I've already got my hooves crossed.
Dawn ain't having none of it ^^
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