Vernon: I'm purty sure the only one in the family who's had a real...close call would be Zach.
Yuri: I had a gun pointed at me once, thankfully I was faster on the draw then the fella holdin' the pistol.
Zach: Again, I want receipts for that.
Yuri: I'm sooo sorry that I wasn't dumb enough to let that lynx pump a few holes in me as proof before i took the time to disarm him. Sadly I ain't as much of a lunkhead as you are mister 'I'm gonna dive in front of the lamb bein' aimed at instead o' disarmin' the perp'!
Xavier: YURI! Zach almost DIED! You are so lucky mother isn't here to hear you talk like that!
Yuri:C'mon, it's right outta the book! Disarm the perp first! They practically teach it to you day one at the academy! Iffin' you disarmed him, he woulda never got the shot off!
Trenton: Or he could have hit a bystander, or fired into the air and the bullet could have hit anyone...
Yuri: Oh now don't start defendin' him! Zach let his emotions cloud his judgment!
Zach: Yeah, cause you've never done that before! Just how many times have y'all been suspended?
Yuri: *Crosses his arms defensively* That's...that's not even...
Zach: At least I was tryin' to protect someone, not throwin' a temper tantrum!
Yuri: *Huffs in annoyance* Well you- I- I mean-! *Snort* Whatever...
Zach: Sides, you know as well as I do that iffin' you was in my sole pads, you woulda' done the same damn thang!
Yuri: Pft...
Zach: Anyway...I made the call. I took the risk and I saved that lamb, and thankfully I managed to live to boot. I'd call it a win, despite the fact that I've had that incident hangin' over my head ever since in terms of the way Pa treats me at work. But despite all that, I'd do it again iffin' I had to in a heartbeat. I made the right call.
Vernon: That's another thang I'm sure Ma doesn't want to hear...*Chuckles*
Zach: Well I stand by it!....*mumbles quietly* Sorry Ma...
Vernon: What about y'all, Nick? Judy? Dawn told me ya'll both had some close ones.
Nick: Meh, I got hit in the shoulder once during the shoot out at Zootopia's first national. Shoulder is still a little stiff in the mornings, but I wouldn't call it ser-
Judy: It could have been.
Nick: Carrots...
Judy: If that shot had been a few inches lower...
Nick: Well I could say the same about the drunk fox who tried to bite out your jugular. I mean had he bit down just a little bit deeper...
Vernon: Drunk fox?
Nick: Not me, if that's what you were thinking. And I'd like to point out, we were talking centimeters there, unlike my 'inches'.
Judy: I made a mistake! The fact that we had dealt with that perp multiple times without a hassle had my guard down! Meanwhile, you were practically running out into a hail of gunfire all gung-ho!
Nick: There was a few feet between me and that second squad car. I needed a better angle...I just...mistimed it is all...
Judy: Mistimed!? Why would you even take such a risk, you Dumb Fox! There was n-!
Yuri: Sweet Sawgrass, we get it, yer both strong, independent cops who shrug off grievous injuries. Would y'all just admit ya gave each-other a scare and kiss and make-up?
Judy:...
Nick:...
Judy: The bite was serious. I know...I'm sorry...
Nick: I shoulda held out for back up instead of making that dumb maneuver, I'm sorry I put you through that Carrots...
Judy: I love you...
Nick: Do you?
Judy: *Chuckles* You know I do, dumb fox.
Nick: *Chuckles* Do I know that? Of course I do...
Judy: *Giggles*
Nick: Y'know, I gotta say Big Fella, your brother has quite a way with words.
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