Dorian: We don't generally use 'bait cars' in the North Meadowlands, mostly cause vehicle crime is real low out here.
Zach: Despite the fact that y'all can see Zootopia proper from the North Meadowlands, we're a bit too rural fer car break ins and grand theft auto to be a major concern. Around here it's mostly about puttin' folks in the drunk tank to sleep off overindulgin', and domestic disputes.
Dorian: Largely petty domestic disputes...
Trenton: I'd say the same goes for the Burrows area. Granted I'm a state trooper, so were mostly focused on speeders and chases.
Wade: So that's a yes on speed traps?
Trenton: Absolutely.
Wade: I'm not sure about the Savannah Central cops, but up in Tundratown we've laid a few bait car traps. Granted, I haven't personally, although I have been called to assist with the apprehension of one er' two bait car catches. Generally though, me and my partner Mavsa er' beat cops. We just cruise around out beat and respond to call-ins and nearby officers needin' help.
Judy: We've actually been on a few bait car stings.
Nick: Honestly, not my favorite part of the job.
Judy: Slick here hates most 'sting' jobs...
Nick: It's because so much nothing happens for like...eighty percent of it. Waiting for the action to kick off can go anywhere from minutes to hours, and I already have trouble staying awake during our day shifts. *Chuckles* It's almost as bad as paperwork.
Judy: Almost?
Nick: Well, nothing is as bad as paperwork. At least stings do have their exciting...and funny moments. *Laughs* Mam' I can't tell you haw funny it is to see a perps reaction on the camera later when we shut down the car remotely and lock the doors. *Chuckles* It's always priceless...
Yuri: Glad I ain't the only one who gets a kick out of the catch cams. *Cackles* Woo Doggie, them expressions and the freakouts. I especially love it when the perp spends the whole time till we walk up on 'em desperately tryin' to restart the car. *chuckles* it's like he just don't get it, his panic has kept him from figurin' out 'oh, this is a sting, I'm stuck.'
Nick: I'll do you one better. One perp we took in tried to insist it was his car when we let him out. It was just 'malfunctioning'.
Yuri: *Cackle* Talk about bein' devoted to the lie!
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