Gus: It was okay.
Melanie: I mean, really it's all you could possibly want in a Mewrio movie. Chock full of cute little references, but not to the point where it's super overbearing. The CGI, like the style, was beautiful on the big screen.
Gus: And as much as I was initially annoyed with some of the voice acting choices, I got used to most of them, even Chris Catt. *Chuckles* Though he's still no Charles Mewtinet.
Dawn: You guys took it better than Edi did...he was not happy with Mewrio's voice even after the movie...though he didn't hate the movie.
Gus: I didn't say I was happy with the voice acting, just that I got used to it. *Chuckles*
Joel: I think some of the better voice acting choices kinda balanced things out, like Bowser, Toad, and Mewigi. They may not have been the same as the games, but I don't think you get better voices or performances for those characters.
Gus: Maybe if they actually paid for traditional voice actors rather than paying for big-name actors they could have broadened their pool of choices.
Vernon: Eh, you know how it goes by now Gus, Y'all gotta have them big Howlywood actors to draw in more adults...
Gus: My rebuttal is that is the Mewrio movie. They were already going to have a maximum draw! Sweet Sawgrass Vern, Mewrio's the biggest mascot since Micky Mouse! Why not use Mewtinet? Or someone who could do an actual Mewrio voice...rather than just his normal every role voice?
Broomie: I love Mewtinet's Mewrio as much as the next guy... but do you really think you could endure an hour and a half of the Mewrio game voice? It would get old really fast...
Gus: *Snorts* Ehh...alright I'll give you that. But still, there were better choices than Chris Catt, I'm sure of it...
Melanie: *pats Gus' head affectionately.* Always need something to complain about huh Gussy?
Gus: *Chuckles* Hey, there's always room for improvement. Nothing can be a perfect ten out of ten...I'm just pointing out flaws that could be fixed going forward.
Vernon: Classic Gus...*Chuckles*
Broomie: As for Star Wolves Day I-
Joel: None of us celebrate that stuff.
Broomie: Hey, but I-.
Gus: C'mon Brooms, you're going to tell us you actually celebrate some corporate holiday made to push merch sales? Melly and me don't even celebrate Mewrio Day, and we love that franchise...
Broomie: Look, I'm not going out and buying a crap ton of collectibles, or dressing up as Darth Grazer and going to some big dumb celebration. But it makes a nice night for sitting down with some snacks, curled up next to my mate, and watching the OG trilogy. It makes for a nice tradition...
Vernon: That doesn't sound half bad there Broomie...
Gus: It doesn't, but if I'm not mistaken, didn't you but a new lightsaber around then too? I remember like a week after May the fourth you spent your entire day off showing off your new lightsaber to anyone in the store willing to listen...*Smirks at Broomie knowingly.*
Broomie: *Begins to sweat, tapping his hooves together nervously.* W-well I...I mean...
Joel: That timetable is pretty suspicious dude. *The alpaca grins broadly at the little ram.*
Broomie: *Rolls his eyes and crosses his arms* Alright, alright. *Broomie Huffs* I...may have bought it during a... May the fourth sale...
Vernon: *Snickers, shaking his head* Hoo boy...*snickers*
Broomie: And it was a Starkiller Collectible 'Dark Saber', They've never tried to make a realistic dark saber before! It was thirty percent off!
Gus: thirty percent off...?
Broomie: *Sweating again.* twelve-hundred z-bucks...
Gus: TWELVE HUNDRED Z-BUCKS!? *Gus is genuinely shocked*
Broomie: Well it was Eight Hundred and forty after the discount...Not counting shipping and taxes of course...*Laughs weakly*
Melanie: Don't get me wrong, I love collectibles but that's....that's pretty steep.
Dawn: I'd say so...I mean while Vernon and I are sort of upper-middle class thanks to my writing, I don't think either of us would be comfortable spending that kind of money on a prop replica...
Joel: That you can't even really swing or hit folks with...
Broomie: OKAY! It was expensive! *Broomie blurts out, visibly annoyed.* B-But you can't deny that i-it looks so cool! *The ram whines*
Vernon: *Nods* I'll admit...it does look purty cool...
Joel: It would be cooler if you could swing the damn thing...*Snickers*
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