Zach: I done told ya, that was an ACCIDENT!
Yuri: A likely story...y'all really think yer gonna yer gonna be able to put one over on six Hunter's with their bullshit detectors aimed yer way.
Dorian: Seven, don't ferget yer ol' 'mam.
Zach: I fergot about the cam okay!? A-and Rose she...I mean...
Audrey: *Frowns* Zachary David Hunter, fer' shame. *Audrey shakes her head dissaprovingly.* Tryin' to blame yer own daughter to cover yer tracks...and barely a toddler no less!
Zach: *Ears droop sharply* B-But Ma! I was-I was! *Turns to Ulric and grips him by the shoulder, shaking him briskly. * C'mon, tell 'em how long that trail cam of yer's has been missin'! Hell, even I fergot about it! Y'all think if I was still so fixated on monitorin' my son, I'd have been on that thang like a hawk!
Ulric: *Huffs, and pulls away* Why should I help you dig yourself out of that hole!? You stole my gear, and then you treated that high precision, and might I add, extremely expensive trail cam like crap. *Shakes his head* It's amazing that it was able to record anything in the state it was in by that point.
Vernon: Ulric, let's be real here. A repackaged gopaw with a triple-digit price tag ain't exactly a precision instrument.
Ulric: It was NOT a Gopaw! It had thermal imaging, night vision, and even dots projection and SLS cam...
Ada: Isn't dat da camera setting dey had fer dat X-bucks console...da failed one?
Yuri: Oh yeah, I remember havin' one o them...what a waste o' money...
Ulric: Hey! It may have started as a cheap peripheral for a game, but ghost hunters have refined the tech! It's actually really-!
Yuri: *Cut's Ulric off, holding out a paw to silence him* Ully, y'all seem to be under the impression we give a shit about yer little toys...this is about Zach bein' a dumbass....again...
Zach: *Whines* Side's! I already spent a week sleepin' on the sofa fer this! Haven't I been punished enough fer y'all to stop rubbin' my nose int it!?
Vanna: *Places a reassuring paw on Zach's shoulder.* It's alright Goofball...I believe you.
Zach: *Seems overjoyed, and rushes to hug Vanna so quickly that she barely has time to pull Rose out of his path. Rosie giggles and claps her paws excitedly at her Daddy being a goof.* Aw Kitten! *Zach nuzzles into her chest as he grips her waist tightly. * At least somebody around here believes in me! I'm glad I finally got ya to see my side o' thangs, even if I had to sleep on the couch!
*With Zach's head firmly buried into her chest, Vanna glances at the other Hunters. She softly shakes her head, mouthing silently to the other Hunters.* He absolutely did it. *Shakes head* No question.
*The other Hunters nod in silent agreement.*
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